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Sarcastic Haiku

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  • There once was a geek named Scott.
    He thought he was better than the lot.
    Until one fine day,
    When he found he was gay
    Then only men did he sought.
    Andrew doesn't know
    Scott can reap that which he sows
    Fear a book he owns

    the book contains rhymes
    in the style of limerick
    numbering thousands
  • I wanted to watch
    Colbert, instead I started
    watching this great thread.
  • I am in Court now
    to have someone committed
    Scott will be too soon
    an ominous sign
    lawyers who write net haiku
    in a court of law
  • edited October 2008
    There once were two fellows from Beacon
    On Geeknights they always were speakin'
    When asked, "Are you gay?"
    They said, "Suffice to say,"
    "There's a reason the show stops on weekends."
    Post edited by Starfox on
  • There once were two fellows from Beacon
    On Geeknights they always were speakin'
    When asked, "Are you gay?"
    They said, "Suffice to say,"
    "Surely, but only on weekends."
    Starfox just won this
    Who can come to top that shit
    Scott and Rym just lost.

    XD
  • change to limmericks
    thank you, starfox and andrew.
    those two made me laugh a lot
  • edited April 2008
    There once was a lad from GIT
    who couldn't write cinquain for shit.
    And although he is Andrew,
    and has power to ban you,
    the "joke" wasn't funny one bit.
    Post edited by Sail on
  • A new album by
    Machinae Supremacy
    I might just buy it
  • Nonsense galore here.
    No thread, zero red herrings.
    Just, nonsense galore.
  • edited April 2008
    A new album by
    Machinae Supremacy
    I might just buy it
    Overworld is win.
    Obtain it and bang your head
    Love teh SID metal
    Post edited by Sail on
  • I'm sorry but I just had to.

    Two great podcasters, known as Scott and Rym,
    Make a show four nights a week, side by side.
    They craft anecdotes on mere sudden whim-
    Much to delight of fans near, far, and wide.
    Things of the Day, plus some tech bits for us
    Vidgie games, an-i-may, and interviews
    (mostly Luke Crane, but I don't mean to fuss
    Burning Wheel stuff I just cannot refuse)
    You talk about good times at RIT;
    That crazy youth from which you two blossomed
    The immense fun and joy of ice hockey
    All of these things make Geeknights so awesome.
    So keep making shows; we want to hear 'em
    The times are rolling; no need to fear 'em!

    Now I take a bow for my Geeknights sonnet.
  • Revive this topic?
    How long before it turns gay
    A summer breeze knows
  • All things here is gay
    Thanks to many of us here
    Not from the Scrym dudes
  • Death metal haiku?
    I will be the first to try:
    Disembowelment.
  • Halt, Peter Olsen!
    Please do not try seppuku.
    You would not like it.
  • Oh my viscera!
    Digestive ability
    Is lost without you.
  • Oh my viscera!
    Digestive ability
    Is lost without you.
    My dear pancreas.
    Please do not ever fail me.
    Diabetes, no!
  • edited January 2009
    Beloved thymus!
    Myasthenia Gravis
    Comes with malfunction.
    Post edited by TheWhaleShark on
  • edited April 2008
    Useless appendix
    Poison sack in the bowels
    Don't let it explode
    Post edited by Apreche on
  • Useless appendix
    Poison sack in the bowels
    Don't let it explode
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
  • Well, to clarify:

    Ha ha ha ha ha
    Ha ha heh heh heh hah ha
    heh heh heh hah hmph
  • I lol'd so hard at this;
    it really brightened my day.
    Thank you, everyone!
  • My dear pancreas.
    Please do not ever fail me.
    Diabetes, no!
    Diabetes, meh.
    Do like Wilford Brimley and
    Call Liberty now!
  • It's twelve forty six
    My bed seems so warm, and yet
    by the screen I stay
  • Let's do a haiku where the users take turns.

    Here is the first line:

    Scrym are sound asleep.
  • Scrym are sound asleep.
    Unsatisfactorily
    Homoerotic.
  • edited August 2008
    I call upon this
    thread to arise and reak great
    humor here once more.
    Post edited by Sail on
  • May your moods be light
    although you are locked in fight
    will trolls who talk shite.
  • Beautiful sunny day
    Prickley grass beneath your feet
    You stepped in dog crap
  • Robotnik does not sleep.
    Picking up destroyed parts
    He tries one more time
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