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Sarcastic Haiku

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  • Unrelenting taunts
    Joe continues to attack
    Rape-kit sheds a tear
  • Neo-Tokyo
    Reading about the life there
    Thank you Macias
  • Evangelion
    An anime of awesome
    Do you disagree
  • I see new members
    join, but they do not make posts.
    Post, new members, post!
  • Haikus are easy

    But sometimes they don't make sense...

    Refrigerator.
  • Mine are too short
    I can't think of more words
    I fail badly
  • Haikus are easy
    But sometimes they don't make sense...
    Refrigerator.
    You got this from a shirt
    You copied this from threadless
    Good job MitchyD
  • I run through the cold
    Lungs are fire, balls ice.
    Fuck you, fall. Fuck you.
  • Bisexual friend
    must be sad; his girlfriend hates
    his live-in boyfriend
  • Two in the morning
    Writing essay for two hours
    Feet are fucking cold
  • Bass is for people
    Who can not play guitar well
    I am told. Haha!
  • Dreams of fame dashed
    Says the man, once an actor
    He serves me my soup.
  • I am watching this
    Nogizaka Haruka
    Wasting time again
  • A-Choo! A-Choo! A-
    Choo! Sniff. Sniff. A-a-a-CHOOO!
    Damn you, flu season.
  • Bisexual friend
    must be sad; his girlfriend hates
    his live-in boyfriend
    Time with Rubin Stirs
    Not Hate, but Aggravation
    Emi's Patience Snaps
  • Time with Rubin Stirs
    Not Hate, but Aggravation
    Emi's Patience Snaps
    Pat, pat, pat, pat, pat.
    Pat, pat, pat, pat, pat, pat, pat.
    Pat, pat, don't worry.
  • Toei On CR
    Realy, Guys? Only in America?
    Fuck you hard
  • Bisexual friend
    must be sad; his girlfriend hates
    his live-in boyfriend
    Time with Rubin Stirs
    Not Hate, but Aggravation
    Emi's Patience Snaps
    Hope all is better
    Much love for this triangle
    Wish only for the best
  • Bisexual friend
    must be sad; his girlfriend hates
    his live-in boyfriend
    Time with Rubin Stirs
    Not Hate, but Aggravation
    Emi's Patience Snaps
    Hope all is better
    Much love for this triangle
    Wish only for the best
    Standing back watching
    Drama like many comics
    Grabbing popcorn is mean.
  • Bisexual friend
    must be sad; his girlfriend hates
    his live-in boyfriend
    Time with Rubin Stirs
    Not Hate, but Aggravation
    Emi's Patience Snaps
    Hope all is better
    Much love for this triangle
    Wish only for the best
    Standing back watching
    Drama like many comics
    Grabbing popcorn is mean.
    This drama is whoa
    how 'bout a manga of it
    "Scrymily Exposed"
  • To be quite honest
    It would provide great fodder
    for writing screenplays
  • Observation one:
    My feet are strangely cold,
    so is my right hand.
  • Observation one:
    My feet are strangely cold,
    so is my right hand.
    It might be a stroke
    Or a spinal injury.
    I hope you don't die.
  • It might be a stroke
    Or a spinal injury.
    I hope you don't die.
    It is neither those.
    The cause is one big window.
    It's just a cold room
  • Close the bad window,
    To prevent you from getting
    sick like I am now.
  • edited October 2008
    Close the bad window,
    To prevent you from getting
    sick like I am now.
    I am also sick
    But on my window there is
    No small "X" to click
    Post edited by Blattus on
  • Close the bad window,
    To prevent you from getting
    sick like I am now.
    One cannot close what
    One cannot open, captain.
    Just a big window.
  • Spongebob was OK
    Then they got a new writer
    What once was is lost
  • Close the bad window,
    To prevent you from getting
    sick like I am now.
    I am also sick
    But on my window there is
    No small "X" to click
    The sickness got me
    Might cancel my show tonight
    Still must cook dinner
  • One cannot close what
    One cannot open, captain.
    Just a big window.
    I wanted to make
    A MS Paint Adventure
    joke, but it was poop.
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