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Sarcastic Haiku

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  • AprecheApreche
    Apreche has only 2 syllables.
    OR DOES IT?
  • ErwinErwin
    Apreche has only 2 syllables.
    OR DOES IT?
    It has 3 syllables in spanish :P
  • ......
    What the hell, seriously? That's just wrong. Apreche has only 2 syllables.
    jokeoverhead.jpg Good job Joe, good job. I expected different from you.
  • ChurbaChurba
    What the hell, seriously? That's just wrong. Apreche has only 2 syllables.
    jokeoverhead.jpg Good job Joe, good job. I expected different from you.
    Average joe is
    Simply but a mortal man
    Sometimes, He miss Joke
  • Nine BoomerNine Boomer
    What the hell, seriously? That's just wrong. Apreche has only 2 syllables.
    jokeoverhead.jpg Good job Joe, good job. I expected different from you.
    Average joe is
    Simply but a mortal man
    Sometimes, He miss Joke
    I am quoting Churbs
    Because his haiku skills
    Are much better than mine
  • ChurbaChurba
    edited December 2009
    What the hell, seriously? That's just wrong. Apreche has only 2 syllables.
    jokeoverhead.jpg Good job Joe, good job. I expected different from you.
    Average joe is
    Simply but a mortal man
    Sometimes, He miss Joke
    I am quoting Churbs
    Because his haiku skills
    Are much better than mine
    a complete lie sir,
    I lack the skills to write but,
    babbling haiku

    I am rather tired
    My eyelids, they grow heavy
    I should sleep, methinks.
    Post edited by Churba on
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    I have a total
    Man-crush on Churba; he is
    very pretty. Yeah.
  • ChurbaChurba
    Before I sleep, one for Rym,

    YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! yeah...YEAH!
    YEAAAH! YEAH YEAH YEAH! YEAAAH!
    More NS? Reply: YEAH!
  • SailSail
    I see you drivin'
    round town with the girl I love
    and I'm like "haiku"
  • Dr. TimoDr. Timo
    My angry haiku
    Accomplishing not a thing
    What a waste of ire
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    edited April 2011
    Two in the morning
    It is an ungodly hour.
    My body, restless.

    [PS kids, don't forget that your third line should be a sort of volta.]
    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • WalkerWalker
    edited April 2011
    My lower back hurts
    Incredibly comfy chair
    No lumbar support


    What an awkward fate
    To float so unsecured
    Two lungs collapsing


    Last thoughts of falling
    Angry hands grip his clothing
    Defenestration
    Post edited by Walker on
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    I see you drivin'
    round town with the girl I love
    and I'm like "haiku"
    Plagarism is
    a terrible misuse of
    Ctrl V and C.

    Attribution is
    a sense of belonging to
    things not of your mind.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Plagarism is
    a terrible misuse of
    Ctrl V and C.

    Attribution is
    a sense of belonging to
    things not of your mind.
    Information is not
    A chattel slave in iron cuffs.
    Data needs freedom.
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    edited April 2011
    Plagarism is
    a terrible misuse of
    Ctrl V and C.

    Attribution is
    a sense of belonging to
    things not of your mind.
    Information is not
    A chattel slave in iron cuffs.
    Data needs freedom.
    Though a man wanders
    free as a bird, he points home
    Says, "I am from there".

    Graffiti appears
    freedom as statement as art
    "Banksy" is still a name.

    Information ain't
    a chattle slave, but it still
    starts from but one mind.



    By the by, your haiku structure is a pinch off.
    Post edited by Victor Frost on
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    edited April 2011
    By the by, your haiku structure is a pinch off.
    Yeah, I didn't follow my own advice. Didn't make the third line a turn. Also, that first line may not be exactly 5 moras or syllables, but sue me. It's almost 4 AM.
    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • WalkerWalker
    I almost wrote a
    boner poem, then I wrote
    a boner poem
  • VentureJVentureJ
    This thread is quite old.
    Why haven't I seen this yet?
    I guess I missed it...
  • AxelAxel
    Haikus are silly.
    That's why we write them, I think.
    Quite odd, isn't it?
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    4G phones kick ass.
    This speed would cause me trouble -
    yay for uncapped plans!
  • StarfoxStarfox
    My shit is fucked up
    I got to shoot/slice you
    It's straight-up dawg time
  • DaikunDaikun
    Haiku is easy.
    Haiku is super easy.
    Haiku is simple.
  • NeitoNeito
    Those who call help-desk
    Ask for help on the stupid
    Then they don't listen.
  • chaosof99chaosof99
    Sitting at work bored
    Reading reddit and forums
    try to not get caught
  • NeitoNeito
    Printers are evil
    Dingleberries of satan
    I really really hate them.
  • chaosof99chaosof99
    Neito said:

    Printers are evil
    Dingleberries of satan
    PC LOAD LETTER

    Fixed.
  • zombiebeethovenzombiebeethoven
    Whether this is a
    haiku depends on how you
    pronounce the word "poem".
  • StarfoxStarfox
    A thousand commits
    git push origin master
    What does rebase mean?
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