I love making sarcastic haiku! Finally, a thread I can do! I just type a few lines And make sure everything rhymes... I certainly thought this clever plan through!
PeerGuardian works, But it may cause you problems. Try turning it off?
PeerGuardian is shit. My bare bones Windows partition has no need for useless bloat like PeerGuardian. And I'm not going to bother even attempting to make this sound or read poetic. I am not going to bother attempting to make anything rhyme. Let alone am I going to bother attempting to follow haiku rules. PeerGuardian is shit.
Did most of my work Reading a book to pass time I want PAX to come ----------------------- Very warm today Extremely warm yesterday I can't wait for fall
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Nine dislikes his ISP.
CURSE YOU ISP!
But it may cause you problems.
Try turning it off?
Finally, a thread I can do!
I just type a few lines
And make sure everything rhymes...
I certainly thought this clever plan through!
Arm broken in three places.
Damn you Hammerhead.
C# COM Object
Documentation nowhere
Damn it all to hell
My bare bones Windows partition has no need for useless bloat like PeerGuardian.
And I'm not going to bother even attempting to make this sound or read poetic.
I am not going to bother attempting to make anything rhyme.
Let alone am I going to bother attempting to follow haiku rules.
PeerGuardian is shit.
That someone thought that this tread
Was a great idea?
Good for P2P
Port 80 dies.
Otaku will never fear
but they smell real bad
Posters weary of punk kids
Scent of Ban fills land
Nobody despises this one
Not yet, I am hoping
Gretzky traded to LA
Little success came
he joined the New York Rangers
'twas more of the same
while the wind slammed my curtains
in my face, again.
I was wondering,
"Why no Steam? Why no more Steam?!"
I had no answer. (I was groggy, sue me)
If however Steam
magically works again,
I thought up haiku.
"Steam connects once more!
Nine still hates his ISP.
FUCK YOU ISP!"
Tried many old Oilers
Gretzky came too late
With a team of old geezers
it only worked once
A very unfortunate name
He was then eaten
People preparing for it
The forums are slow
DS batteries are dead
just one more day left
Reading a book to pass time
I want PAX to come
-----------------------
Very warm today
Extremely warm yesterday
I can't wait for fall
laptop keyboard. Why is
enter close to quote
crappy layout, the | key
is NOT special! NO!
It feels good to sleep in late
Now more time to read
at 2. Couldn't fall asleep.
Fuck you, cats! Fuck you!
Scott cares not for these matters
Like storms, lawyers fight
Help victims in case of rape
He has brain damage.
You suck and I hate you all
You suck you suck balls
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Does it make noise? A tree falls;
Joe makes fun of Steve