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  • SquadronROESquadronROE
    Fifth base.
  • AxelAxel
    Fifth base.
    Mind=blown
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Fifth base.
    You sick fuck.
  • SquadronROESquadronROE
    The kitten signed a consent form!
  • AxelAxel
    You sick fuck.
  • ChurbaChurba
    And remember, if it says "Novelty use only", don't put it in yourself or anyone else. Just don't. Because I'll beat you with it. Not pleasurably.
  • Luke BurrageLuke Burrage
    she said she would enjoy having the guy tied up and unable to do anything while she had her way with him.
    This is pretty awesome, by the way.
  • AxelAxel
    she said she would enjoy having the guy tied up and unable to do anything while she had her way with him.
    This is pretty awesome, by the way.
    She's really good at what she does, though, and it drives me crazy. Sometimes I need to stop her.
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    Axel, can I maim you? Just a little, maybe a bit off the shoulder or a toe or something...
  • SquadronROESquadronROE
    Axel, can I maim you? Just a little, maybe a bit off the shoulder or a toe or something...
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  • AxelAxel
    Axel, can I maim you? Just a little, maybe a bit off the shoulder or a toe or something...
    If you're gonna come all the way to Rochester, it should be for a better reason than this.
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    Axel, can I maim you? Just a little, maybe a bit off the shoulder or a toe or something...
    If you're gonna come all the way to Rochester, it should be for a better reason than this.
    You're right. Maybe I'll just deface your websites with complaints about being forever alone. Or furry porn. That could work.
  • AxelAxel
    Axel, can I maim you? Just a little, maybe a bit off the shoulder or a toe or something...
    If you're gonna come all the way to Rochester, it should be for a better reason than this.
    You're right. Maybe I'll just deface your websites with complaints about being forever alone. Or furry porn. That could work.
    What websites?
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    In over my head?
    Well, if you're in this deep, might as well go diving.
  • AxelAxel
    In over my head?
    Well, if you're in this deep, might as well go diving.
    ...
    I see what you did there.


    Duly noted.
  • ProfPanglossProfPangloss
    Remind me to high-five you next we meet.

    Hell, I'm in the infinity quad for a while, stop by for a high-five.
  • ninjarabbininjarabbi
    Hell, I'm in the infinity quad for a while, stop by for a high-five.
    Just wash your hand first ;)
  • AxelAxel
    Remind me to high-five you next we meet.

    Hell, I'm in the infinity quad for a while, stop by for a high-five.
    Too much walking, I'm all the way back in the dorms. Bring 'yo ass over here if you wantz to talk, though. I be open to some hangoutz. Foodz, even?

    (Adding Z to things is cool now, I said so.)
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Dinner was seared sirloin steaks, button mushrooms in a balsamic vinegar and red wine reduction, and a salad of watercress, rocket and spinach with a balsamic vinaigrette.

    She said it was the best thing she's eaten in the two weeks we've been here. Progress!
  • SailSail
    She said it was the best thing she's eaten in the two weeks we've been here.
    There's a joke here, but I'm too classy to make it.
  • AxelAxel
    She said it was the best thing she's eaten in the two weeks we've been here.
    There's a joke here, but I'm too classy to make it.
    I'm not.


    Penis.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    She said it was the best thing she's eaten in the two weeks we've been here.
    There's a joke here, but I'm too classy to make it.
    I've seen the guys she's hooked up with.

    I don't doubt my steak was superior.
  • SquadronROESquadronROE
    She said it was the best thing she's eaten in the two weeks we've been here.
    Is this the first time you've let her out of the basement in those two weeks then?
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    She said it was the best thing she's eaten in the two weeks we've been here.
    Is this the first time you've let her out of the basement in those two weeks then?
    You sick fuck.
  • ChurbaChurba
    I don't doubt my steak was superior.
    Probably more intelligent to boot.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    I don't doubt my steak was superior.
    Probably more intelligent to boot.
    The cow had a less prominent browline. An altogether more civilized manner of beast.
  • AxelAxel
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    What?
  • AndrewAndrew
    Oh great, I'm back in middle school again.
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    Oh great, I'm back in middle school again.
    Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...
  • AndrewAndrew
    Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...
    If you are referring to my previous statement on "bases", that's the whole point of said joke.
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