My girlfriend and I just spent two hours at a bar, texting each other more than actually talking. Somehow, it was actually more entertaining that way. Really, I don't think I ever would've thought I'd find someone so perfect for me. Especially not on the second try. These two thoughts aren't really connected, but I just felt like I needed to share.
My girlfriend and I just spent two hours at a bar, texting each other more than actually talking. Somehow, it was actually more entertaining that way. Really, I don't think I ever would've thought I'd find someone so perfect for me. Especially not on the second try. These two thoughts aren't really connected, but I just felt like I needed to share.
You make me think of the last panel of this comic.
Oh that's been a joke for a long time, Nazareth was an all girls school for a very long time... (I pretty sure it's Co-ed) It's been a joke WAY before our time there.
Oh that's been a joke for a long time, Nazareth was an all girls school for a very long time... (I pretty sure it's Co-ed) It's been a joke WAY before our time there.
I know it's an old joke, I just meant that we'd already used that joke.
In my latest adventure, I'm trying to determine the sexual orientation of a girl who is either bisexual or a lesbian. Will I succeed? Will I drink myself into a stupor and wake up in Leeds? Tune in next time to find out.
Will I drink myself into a stupor and wake up in Leeds?
I think this is going to happen no matter what.
Quite possibly. If she's not interested in dudes it'll be even worse though. Especially because we're living together.
She could turn out to be bisexual and not interested in you. Or she could turn out to be bisexual and someone else gets to her first. (That happened to me last week.)
She could turn out to be bisexual and not interested in you. Or she could turn out to be bisexual and someone else gets to her first. (That happened to me last week.)
Likewise potentially disastrous if she keeps tugging at my heart with curries and English literature.
You could ask her out on a date. I think that would be the most innocent way of finding out.
What? We can't do that. That'd be simple, straightforward, and effective. No. Much better to concoct an elaborate scheme that will probably result in failure and/or drunkenness.
You could ask her out on a date. I think that would be the most innocent way of finding out.
What? We can't do that. That'd be simple, straightforward, and effective. No. Much better to concoct an elaborate scheme that will probably result in failure and/or drunkenness.
I have successfully devised a machine that will pour scotch directly into my mouth every time I see her with another girl.
You could ask her out on a date. I think that would be the most innocent way of finding out.
What? We can't do that. That'd be simple, straightforward, and effective. No. Much better to concoct an elaborate scheme that will probably result in failure and/or drunkenness.
I have successfully devised a machine that will pour scotch directly into my mouth every time I see her with another girl.
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Seriously, this has already been our joke.