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The Rules of Scott Rubin

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  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Rule:
    It is physically impossible to orgasm within a 1km radius of Scott Rubin.
    Corollary: This is why non-geeks avoid anime cons.
  • ChurbaChurba
    Rule:
    It is physically impossible to orgasm within a 1km radius of Scott Rubin.
    Collarary - Scott Rubin is an FDA approved treatment for Premature Ejaculation.
  • ninjarabbininjarabbi
    Rule:
    It is physically impossible to orgasm within a 1km radius of Scott Rubin.
    Collarary: Scott Rubin is who you should call, should your erection last longer than four hours.
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Lemma: Information about Scott Rubin wants to be free.
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    For a better 5x5 grid, try using percentage width.

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  • loltsundereloltsundere
    ...and this is why we can't have nice things.
  • lackofcheeselackofcheese
    No, it's because people say we can't have nice things that we can't have nice things.
  • ChurbaChurba
    RULE: The reason we can't have nice things is because Scott Rubin said so.
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Rule 0.5: Scott Rubin's morality is the natural, absolute morality of the universe. If you don't comply with this morality, even to the point of donating bodily organs that you are still using, you are WRONG
  • ChurbaChurba
    Jesus christ, I just read through this whole thread again, and I've been laughing for ten minutes straight.
  • AmpAmp
    Made it half way through, had to stop from risk of soiled underwear.
  • lackofcheeselackofcheese
    Jesus christ, I just read through this whole thread again, and I've been laughing for ten minutes straight.
    Yeah, it was a great read.
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    edited April 2011
    Rule 6.7 (c) Scott Rubin's arguments reflect his understanding of how things exist and work in ScottWorld, a magical land in which Scott changes the underlying bases for reality whenever it pleases him, somewhat like the Troll Science world. Do not try to apply such arguments to life in the real world.

    Corollary: Thankfully, the laws of both man and nature protect us from ScottWorld.
    Post edited by HungryJoe on
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    Rule 6.8: Scott's knowledge of economics is large, infinite, and perfect.
  • ChurbaChurba
    Rule 6.8: Scott's knowledge of economics is large, infinite, and perfect.
  • open_sketchbookopen_sketchbook
    Rule 6.8: Scott's knowledge of economics is large, infinite, and perfect.
  • no fun girlno fun girl
    Corollary: The burden of logical argument can be waived by claiming opposing arguments to be ScottWorldian.
  • ChurbaChurba
    Rule 921 - Scott will display acts of astounding generosity and kindness, usually - though no effort of his own - when it will most surprise you.
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