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The Rules of Scott Rubin

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  • ......
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You defiled my goddess! In the name of Haruhi I slay you!
    Sword, machete, knive, axe or chainsaw?
  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
    edited August 2008
    You'll never get me! Muawhahahahaha!
    Post edited by La Petit Mort on
  • VigaViga
    *Throws knives* Take that infidel!
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    I'm... scared...
  • WalkerWalker
    I have stared into the face of true terror.
  • NeitoNeito
    I have stared into the face of true terror.
    I have looked into the abyss, and the abyss looked back into me.
  • ChurbaChurba
    edited August 2008
    I have looked into the abyss, and the abyss looked back into me.
    I looked into the abyss, and I found my car keys.
    Post edited by Churba on
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    Ceilmort. What did you just do to my brain. Come over here..
  • ......
    Ceilmort. What did you just do to my brain. Come over here..
    She fried it in 25 year old oil. Either way, sword, machete, axe or chainsaw?
  • SailSail
    Ceilmort. What did you just do to my brain. Come over here..
    She fried it in 25 year old oil. Either way, sword, machete, axe or chainsaw?
    I was under the impression Ceilmort was male.
  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
    Ceilmort. What did you just do to my brain. Come over here..
    She fried it in 25 year old oil. Either way, sword, machete, axe or chainsaw?
    I was under the impression Ceilmort was male.
    I am, I don't know why people would think otherwise.
  • whateverwhatever
    edited August 2008
    I am, I don't know why people would think otherwise.
    Maybe it's because your "Real Name" is Joan.
    Post edited by whatever on
  • ErynEryn
    Maybe it's the Lain icon?
  • ......
    I was under the impression Ceilmort was male.
    I am, I don't know why people would think otherwise.
    Oh wait, yes, Cielmort/The Wired was the male twin. I BLAME ONE SIN!
  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
    I am, I don't know why people would think otherwise.
    Maybe it's because your "Real Name" is Joan.
    Who said that's not a unisex name?
  • That Which YoesThat Which Yoes
    Rule # Omega: You don't talk to Scott Rubin; Scott Rubin insults you.

    Rule # 12,748: When approached with an opinion, Scott Rubin must IMMEDIATELY take the extreme polar opposite. When approached with an opinion of undebatable neutrality, Scott Rubin's head will explode, killing your next of kin.
  • GeoGeo
    I have stared into the face of true terror.
    I have looked into the abyss, and the abyss looked back into me.
    That only happens when you look at Goatse for the first time.
  • ZeehatZeehat
    I have stared into the face of true terror.
    I have looked into the abyss, and the abyss looked back into me.
    That only happens when you look at Goatse for the first time.
    lol, good call.
  • That Which YoesThat Which Yoes
    Scott Rubin makes eye contact only with that he is about to immediately consume!

    Scott Rubin will never die a virgin - he hath fucked us all with his logic.

    Cielmort, you have ruined my Suzumiya body pillow more than any amount of protein ever could. Bravo.
  • SailSail
    edited August 2008
    Cielmort, you have ruined my Suzumiya body pillow more than any amount of protein ever could. Bravo.
    Ewwww...

    TMI, man.
    Post edited by Sail on
  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
    Cielmort, you have ruined my Suzumiya body pillow more than any amount of protein ever could. Bravo.
    It was service to the community. XD
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Rule # 38 Scott Rubin never studied or did homework. This is because he carries the entirety of human knowledge within his brain. No one could ever teach him because from the day he was born, Scott Rubin possessed all of the knowledge and wisdom commonly ascribed to gods. In fact, many isolated aboriginal tribes still worship Scott Rubin as God.
  • jccjcc
    edited August 2008
    I am a bear. Please do not feed me.
    In fact, many isolated aboriginal tribes still worship Scott Rubin as God.
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    Post edited by jcc on
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Maybe you would not be so criticized for your faith, Mr. jcc, if you placed your faith in Scott Rubin instead. We can prove that Scott Rubin exists, and he is infallible, so it would probably make a lot of sense.
  • lackofcheeselackofcheese
    Ah, but believing in Scott Rubin cannot be termed "faith", precisely because it is a very rational thing to do.
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Rule 23 Scott Rubin is not going bald. His hair is just too scared to stay on his head.
  • kiwi_birdkiwi_bird
    I've always kind of felt sorry for Scott, since he keeps getting made fun of. But the more I hear and read from him the more I lose that feeling. ^^
  • CHOIS CHOIS CHOISCHOIS CHOIS CHOIS
    Yeah, like not having a girlfriend...EVER!
  • VigaViga
    edited September 2008
    Yeah, like not having a girlfriend...EVER!
    The guy who started the "How I get a girlfriend" thread can't talk. :P
    Post edited by Viga on
  • RochelleRochelle
    edited September 2008
    Yeah, like not having a girlfriend...EVER!
    The guy who started the "How I get a girlfriend" threadcan't talk. :P
    Seriously, no shit. Scott Rubin maybe be lacking in the girlfriend department, but he's not lacking in the smart and fucking awesome department which you DEFINITELY lack in.
    Post edited by Rochelle on
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