Seriously, no shit. Scott Rubin maybe be lacking in the girlfriend department, but he's not lacking in the smart and fucking awesome department which you DEFINATELY lack in.
Agreed - "No Current Girlfriend" does not mean "Single forever, no exceptions" It just means "Correct woman has not been found at this time. Search continues." Hell, I can think of quite a few people - admittedly, male and female - who would be thrilled to bits to be offered a date from the bloke.
Seriously, no shit. Scott Rubin maybe be lacking in the girlfriend department, but he's not lacking in the smart and fucking awesome department which you DEFINATELY lack in.
Agreed - "No Current Girlfriend" does not mean "Single forever, no exceptions" It just means "Correct woman has not been found at this time. Search continues." Hell, I can think of quite a few people - admittedly, male and female - who would be thrilled to bits to be offered a date from the bloke.
I sense some Australian accent in this thread... ^_~
Rule eleventy hundred - Scott Rubin's brain has been overclocked to the point that given a sufficiently difficult problem to solve, he can be used to heat a medium size family home.
Rule 32. Scott Rubin does not have to clean after himself. Consider ye the kittehs of the living room couch. They do not clean, neither do they wash. How then, should Scott Rubin clean the bathroom? Verily, verily, I say unto you, no one knows the manner of the lifestyle of the Son of Rubin. Repent therefore, and wash his dishes.
Rule 666. Ye shall have no other gods before Scott Rubin. Even if faith does not affect him personally, it mildly annoys Scott Rubin, so stop praying to your fakey gods who are fake. Seriously. Stop. It annoys Scott Rubin. So it is written, so shall it be done.
Rule 38. Scott Rubin's freedom of speech trumps everything. If Scott Rubin tells a homeless person to get a job, or some other outrageous thing, you'd best not complain about it since Scott Rubin is exercising his freedom of speech, such freedom being greater than your freedom of speech, your freedom of religion, or whatever you care to compare to Scott Rubin's freedom of speech.
Rule 67. Scott Rubin's opinions are very important.
Scott Rubin's First Law of Thermodynamics The increase in the internal energy of a system is equal to the amount of energy added by heating the system, minus the amount lost as a result of the work done by the system on its surroundings. Anyone voicing ideas to the contrary is obviously retarded.
Rule 1/0: While the rest of us fools have chosen to build Glass Houses, Scott Ruben has chosen to build a House of Concrete. A logical choice and might. Yet no one wants to visit.
Rule 1/0: While the rest of us fools have chosen to build Glass Houses, Scott Ruben has chosen to build a House of Concrete. A logical choice and might. Yet no one wants to visit.
Due to the house not having any windows of glass, Scott is always a pale, pasty color ;-p
Rule 1/0: While the rest of us fools have chosen to build Glass Houses, Scott Ruben has chosen to build a House of Concrete. A logical choice and might. Yet no one wants to visit.
Due to the house not having any windows of glass, Scott is always a pale, pasty color ;-p
Or perhaps have Lexan windows and roofs, its almost bulletproof.
Rule Indigo Navy: If you have not seen the masterpiece that is Mickey and the Beanstalk (even moreso Goofy on the Jello) you automatically do not belong to species that is Homo sapiens.
Rule Indigo Navy: If you have not seen the masterpiece that is Mickey and the Beanstalk (even moreso Goofy on the Jello) you automatically do not belong to geni that is Homo Sapien.
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Hell, I can think of quite a few people - admittedly, male and female - who would be thrilled to bits to be offered a date from the bloke.
Rule 666. Ye shall have no other gods before Scott Rubin. Even if faith does not affect him personally, it mildly annoys Scott Rubin, so stop praying to your fakey gods who are fake. Seriously. Stop. It annoys Scott Rubin. So it is written, so shall it be done.
Rule 67. Scott Rubin's opinions are very important.
The increase in the internal energy of a system is equal to the amount of energy added by heating the system, minus the amount lost as a result of the work done by the system on its surroundings. Anyone voicing ideas to the contrary is obviously retarded.