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The Rules of Scott Rubin

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  • edited September 2008
    Seriously, no shit. Scott Rubin maybe be lacking in the girlfriend department, but he's not lacking in the smart and fucking awesome department which you DEFINATELY lack in.
    Agreed - "No Current Girlfriend" does not mean "Single forever, no exceptions" It just means "Correct woman has not been found at this time. Search continues."
    Hell, I can think of quite a few people - admittedly, male and female - who would be thrilled to bits to be offered a date from the bloke.
    Post edited by Churba on
  • Seriously, no shit. Scott Rubin maybe be lacking in the girlfriend department, but he's not lacking in the smart and fucking awesome department which you DEFINATELY lack in.
    Agreed - "No Current Girlfriend" does not mean "Single forever, no exceptions" It just means "Correct woman has not been found at this time. Search continues."
    Hell, I can think of quite a few people - admittedly, male and female - who would be thrilled to bits to be offered a date from the bloke.
    I sense some Australian accent in this thread... ^_~
  • I sense some Australian accent in this thread... ^_~
    You are correct.
  • edited September 2008
    Rule 120 Scott Rubin is the single most un-Australian humanoid being alive today.
    Post edited by HungryJoe on
  • Rule eleventy hundred - Scott Rubin's brain has been overclocked to the point that given a sufficiently difficult problem to solve, he can be used to heat a medium size family home.

  • It's time for intentionally bad photoshops!
    oh....oh god....
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  • Rule 32. Scott Rubin does not have to clean after himself. Consider ye the kittehs of the living room couch. They do not clean, neither do they wash. How then, should Scott Rubin clean the bathroom? Verily, verily, I say unto you, no one knows the manner of the lifestyle of the Son of Rubin. Repent therefore, and wash his dishes.

    Rule 666. Ye shall have no other gods before Scott Rubin. Even if faith does not affect him personally, it mildly annoys Scott Rubin, so stop praying to your fakey gods who are fake. Seriously. Stop. It annoys Scott Rubin. So it is written, so shall it be done.
  • no one knows the manner of the lifestyle of the Son of Rubin
    Sedentary.
  • Rule 38. Scott Rubin's freedom of speech trumps everything. If Scott Rubin tells a homeless person to get a job, or some other outrageous thing, you'd best not complain about it since Scott Rubin is exercising his freedom of speech, such freedom being greater than your freedom of speech, your freedom of religion, or whatever you care to compare to Scott Rubin's freedom of speech.

    Rule 67. Scott Rubin's opinions are very important.
  • edited January 2009
    Scott Rubin's First Law of Thermodynamics
    The increase in the internal energy of a system is equal to the amount of energy added by heating the system, minus the amount lost as a result of the work done by the system on its surroundings. Anyone voicing ideas to the contrary is obviously retarded.
    Post edited by Omnutia on
  • Rule 112. I said stop praying to your fakey gods, goddammit! That really pisses me off!
  • Rule 112. I said stop praying to your fakey gods, goddammit! That really pisses me off!
    That's 554 rules later.
  • edited January 2009
    Rule 112. I said stop praying to your fakey gods, goddammit! That really pisses me off!
    That's 554 rules later.
    They were still doing it after Scott Rubin told them to stop! Can you imagine the nerve of some people?
    Post edited by HungryJoe on
  • Rule 1/0: While the rest of us fools have chosen to build Glass Houses, Scott Ruben has chosen to build a House of Concrete. A logical choice and might. Yet no one wants to visit.
  • Rule 1/0: While the rest of us fools have chosen to build Glass Houses, Scott Ruben has chosen to build a House of Concrete. A logical choice and might. Yet no one wants to visit.
    Due to the house not having any windows of glass, Scott is always a pale, pasty color ;-p
  • Rule 1/0: While the rest of us fools have chosen to build Glass Houses, Scott Ruben has chosen to build a House of Concrete. A logical choice and might. Yet no one wants to visit.
    Due to the house not having any windows of glass, Scott is always a pale, pasty color ;-p
    Or perhaps have Lexan windows and roofs, its almost bulletproof.
  • Or perhaps have Lexan windows and roofs, its almost bulletproof.
    But does it insulate well?
  • Or perhaps have Lexan windows and roofs, its almost bulletproof.
    But does it insulate well?
    But does it blend?
  • Or perhaps have Lexan windows and roofs, its almost bulletproof.
    But does it insulate well?
    But does it blend?
    Actually Blendtec blender jars are made of Lexan
  • Rule 78. If you don't agree with Scott Rubin, then you are retarded.
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    Amsterdam: 8
  • GeoGeo
    edited November 2010
    Rule Indigo Navy: If you have not seen the masterpiece that is Mickey and the Beanstalk (even moreso Goofy on the Jello) you automatically do not belong to species that is Homo sapiens.
    Post edited by Geo on
  • Rule Indigo Navy: If you have not seen the masterpiece that is Mickey and the Beanstalk (even moreso Goofy on the Jello) you automatically do not belong to geni that is Homo Sapien.
    Triple true.
  • geni
    You mean species.
  • Also, it's Homo sapiens. Italicize that shit, and the species name is not capitalized. Binomial nomenclature ftw!
  • GeoGeo
    edited November 2010
    Also, it'sHomo sapiens. Italicize that shit, and the species name is not capitalized. Binomial nomenclature ftw!
    Thank you Prof. Olsen. You're not gonna fail me are you? Slap on the wrist maybe?
    Post edited by Geo on
  • Thank you Prof. Olsen. You're not gonna fail me are you? Slap on the wrist maybe?
    You can make it up after class.
  • Thank you Prof. Olsen. You're not gonna fail me are you? Slap on the wrist maybe?
    You can make it up after class.
    I have some ideas.
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