Someone tried to break into my house. While I was awake. And the window he chose to come in through was 15 feet away from where I was playing super mario galaxy. Needless to say, I beat him senseless. Spent 4 hours in the cop shop today. Goddamnit.
Someone tried to break into my house. While I was awake. And the window he chose to come in through was 15 feet away from where I was playing super mario galaxy. Needless to say, I beat him senseless. Spent 4 hours in the cop shop today. Goddamnit.
lmfao! No way! You beat him senseless? That is my fucking thing of the month!
My next gig has been canceled due to misscommunications between offices. I'll be home in Berlin two and a half weeks early, but my girlfriend is still in Portugal and she crashed the van...
No, unfortunately. I caught him by suprise with an elbow to the head, kicked him in the ribs a few times with my steel-toe boots. I just ensured he wouldn't be getting up fast, then called the police.
No, unfortunately. I caught him by suprise with an elbow to the head, kicked him in the ribs a few times with my steel-toe boots. I just ensured he wouldn't be getting up fast, then called the police.
You should have taken a picture of him after you beat him up and then posted it outside your house with maybe a little sign that says "Burglars will be pummeled".
Fail of the day is me for thinking the Street Fighter 4 ship date was the release date.
Shit, now I'm worried. My school's game club is holding an event promising Street Fighter 4. I really hope that someone in the club manages to snag a copy or else I'm gonna have a bigger fail on my hands...
Fail of the day is me for thinking the Street Fighter 4 ship date was the release date.
Oooooohhhh.....that sucks. Maybe there should be a "Pete Does Jury Duty" episode. Seriously though, let's just hope you are "jurying" a non-despicable crime.
The internet at my school has been going down between the hours of 4:00 PM to around 3:00 AM for the past two days. The worst part about it is that the internet only goes down for the Macs! The PCs can still access the internet!
I seem to have got myself in the shit. I got a message from a bloke at the BBC about a new show, saying the following
Hi there,
I'm a producer over at BBC Manchester - and used to work on LSR back in the late nineties! We're currently working on an idea for BBC Three and we're looking for participants who would be interested in being filmed. We need a guy and a girl, who have both been unlucky in love - unable to hold down a relationship and can't fathom the opposite sex.
We are then going to give them a once in a lifetime opportunity to see things from the point of view of the other gender, and hopefully give them the insight they need to understand the mystery behind any potential partner. How are we going to do this? By turning them into a member of the opposite sex for a few days (don't worry, no permanent surgery!!)
So, being someone with a history of stupid mistakes motivated by fame and money, I sent an e-mail back with my entire story of how basically I came over here for a woman, and she dumped me in very convoluted circumstances, and he gets back to me saying "this is very interesting, I'll get my researchers in contact with you"
I'm still mighty tempted to do it anyway, frankly, despite it possibly being a massive mistake letting the BBC pay me to dress me up in women's clothing and broadcast it across the nation/europe/world (depending on how well the show does.)
I was away from home for six weeks, and my cellar was broken into... last night. I've just been sorting through stuff and it doesn't seem like much was taken, mainly due to it being where I store crap I don't want about the house. The most valuable thing was my bike, and that left were it stood. Still, the place is now (more of) a mess.
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oooooooohhhhhhh fuck.