I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the California Current for keeping this region devoid of as much uncomfortable humidity as possible. Thanks, keep up the good work.
Yes, although we could do with some more rain, if you please.
I'd also like to thank the east coast for not having a wildfire season.
Well, I didn't get into an accident. Like I said, It was stupid, and, in retrospect, had I put even two ounces of thought into what I was doing, I wouldn't have done it. But it was late, almost 2am, and I just wanted to get home. My car is fine, no property was damaged.
The evil, nasty, lawbreakin' part of me says that the stupid part was getting caught.
Yessir! I'm far too often inebriated, riding dirty, with passengers who have warrants, and broke, so I make sure to stay on my A game when driving. I take the routes that have less police, keep shit stashed correctly (open container laws are a bitch, and remember that paraphernalia is probable cause), and make sure to drive right (speed limit, turn signals, keep an eye for cops and make sure to pay attention to other drivers, because they way they drive can often indicate police activity, and sometimes they'll flash the brights and let you know). Just in case I do get pulled over, I make sure to use breathmints and eyedrops before I get in the car (Rohto or Visine are best). Getting caught is bad, but it's often a result of carelessness, which is never a good idea when you're doing anything illegal.
Without stating the temperature, those humidity percentages mean nothing. Those numbers are the relative humidity. At a certain temp, the air can hold a certain amount of water. As the temp goes up, that amount goes up. If it's 90 degrees and 50% humidity, there can be more water in the air than if it is 40 degrees and 80% humidity. Just sayin.
He's not crazy because his writing is bad, he's crazy because he literally believes that Muslims are trying to take over the United States and liberals are helping them.
Fail of the Day...newest episodes of Simpsons and Family Guy
Simpsons: Worst intro ever. I don't want to hotlink it, but fuck, it really proves now how the show doesn't have no shame. Every episode this season has been trying to be all "Hip" and "Trendy" with some nice kind of parody or reference. But wow, they picked one of the worst things about this year to focus on...it's such BULLSHIT.
Family Guy: That episode felt like bad fanfiction. The first 12 minutes were about Brian eating Stewie's poo and then cleaning it up to the fullest extent. And then it was just recycling the same dialogue over and over, ending on like "Oh, Brian and Stewie practically admitted they were gay for each other."
We're being furloughed one day a week, every week, starting May 17th, until New York passes a budget. That effectively wipes out the raise that I just got after a year and a half of fighting for it.
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It's hard to place exactly when the last time my respect for a person plummeted so fast and absolutely.
Simpsons: Worst intro ever. I don't want to hotlink it, but fuck, it really proves now how the show doesn't have no shame. Every episode this season has been trying to be all "Hip" and "Trendy" with some nice kind of parody or reference. But wow, they picked one of the worst things about this year to focus on...it's such BULLSHIT.
Family Guy: That episode felt like bad fanfiction. The first 12 minutes were about Brian eating Stewie's poo and then cleaning it up to the fullest extent. And then it was just recycling the same dialogue over and over, ending on like "Oh, Brian and Stewie practically admitted they were gay for each other."
I can't believe these shows could hit new lows.
Futurama is pure win. Arrested Development is pure win. Spaced is pure win. Family Guy not so much.
Blinked for a second and said it out loud....... ohhhhh the puns.
...Is in Minnesota.
EDIT: Fuck Apache Tomcat and fuck Apache Ant.
Not cool.