Obviously they are trying to prove that evolution is stupid and nonsensical by attempting to be funny. Yet, the only seem to prove that conserveapedia users are not only mornonic, but have the design sense of anyone who used geocities, and have the sense of humor of a twelve year old boy with a low IQ.
I always find the funniest part about Conservapedia to be the logo on the top left. "Conservapedia. The Trustworthy Encyclopedia." It's kind of like the car-dealer down the street named "Honest Bob". In both cases you know that the adjective is solely for advertising purposes and doesn't actually hold true.
I really like Conservapedia, It's almost as good as Uncyclopedia in terms of the funnies but there's less stuff on there, I suppose it's because they're only satiring a single category and they've got a smaller team.
The fucking mice. The dead mice. I can still smell them. I had another go with bleach, and managed to splash it on my clothes. Now I have red spots on my black tshirt. Fuck.
Fucking mice. One chewed up 5 juggling beanbags. Fuckers.
Now one is running around my apartment, happy as anything, not scared of me at all. It keep running out, looking at me, then running off again. And it's not paying any attention to the mouse traps.
Fucking mice. One chewed up 5 juggling beanbags. Fuckers.
Now one is running around my apartment, happy as anything, not scared of me at all. It keep running out, looking at me, then running off again. And it's not paying any attention to the mouse traps.
Fucking mice. One chewed up 5 juggling beanbags. Fuckers.
Now one is running around my apartment, happy as anything, not scared of me at all. It keep running out, looking at me, then running off again. And it's not paying any attention to the mouse traps.
Last time I had a mouse, we put peanut butter in one of these and we had that fucker inside of five minutes. He didn't even wait for us to turn the lights out.
Vista. I thought software improving as version number increases was a given. It is a strange day when I say "This laptop would be better off with the operating system before the one it came with.".
Vista. I thought software improving as version number increases was a given. It is a strange day when I say "This laptop would be better off with the operating system before the one it came with.".
*facepalm* No, I don't wanna go there, I have work to do.
Not necessarily, but I do prefer Vista to older than dirt XP. Besides, who uses Vista anymore? 7 has been around for some time now, and it's superior to both.
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It was broken last month by these fuckers.
Now one is running around my apartment, happy as anything, not scared of me at all. It keep running out, looking at me, then running off again. And it's not paying any attention to the mouse traps.
It is a strange day when I say "This laptop would be better off with the operating system before the one it came with.".
I think a big factor is the shenanigans with Intel where they persuaded Microsoft to drop the minimum specs for Vista certification.
Edit: Wait a second, ignore that last part. This machine is a 965 but at 2x 1.8GHz Celereon M is still having a hard time.
FAAAA!!
Update: EVERYBODY CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN!! It turns out that having my external HDD plugged in a boot was causing the loop.