About a month ago my stepfather got canned. Thank goodness that how austrian employment laws work he practically is currently until the end of the month on paid vacation. The problem is, this week my mom got fired from her job. This economy sucks ass. I'll be lucky if I can grab a job for the summer.
Like if you smash your penis with it before sex? I would guess that would stop the act of sex; therefore, AIDS would not be contracted.
Yes. The part with whacking your penis with a wooden spoon repeatedly until your penis goes soft, was quite hilarious to read.
Also the part about Dutch Steamboating, I tried to google it, but I couldn't find out what that meant.
From Urbandictionary.com
-Dutch steamboating: The act of anal sex undertaken whilst spouting left wing libertarian values whilst actually being secretly right wing
and steamboat when referenced to sex means:
-When a man or woman straddles their partner and has a bowel movement on their chest or stomach. This is referred to as the steamboat because it was said to have originally happened in an outdoor winter setting, which caused the fecal matter to give off steam once released.
It's a pretty decent chatroom, mainly because of the people there (i.e. people from these forums). I haven't really been watching Scott so much, so I don't really feel as embarrassed as I could be.
Better still (or if not better, then at least less creepy), you can just connect to the chatroom with IRC (chat1.ustream.tv is the server, the channel can be seen on the ustream page). There was an anonymous user in the chat who I repeatedly accused of being you, because they refused to reveal their identity despite guessing mine from my timezone. Overall, it was reasonably entertaining.
It's a pretty decent chatroom, mainly because of the people there (i.e. people from these forums). I haven't really been watching Scott so much, so I don't really feel as embarrassed as I could be.
Sounds like you've been just chatting, or just text-based Geekchat?
you can just connect to the chatroom with IRC (chat1.ustream.tv is the server, the channel can be seen on the ustream page)
Yeah, that's awesome from Ustream. The java chat applet always crapped everything out on me when I tried to follow the Simply Hear live stuff. I'll see if I jump in after dinner. Scott is broadcasting the whole day right?
There was an anonymous user in the chat who I repeatedly accused of being you, because they refused to reveal their identity despite guessing mine from my timezone.
Sorry 70814, I had to get you back for revealing my identity. It's a pity I won't even know you when I see you again, as you'll have a different number.
My hands won't stop shaking since my work out and shower this morning. I am always a little shaky, but this is a bit crazy. My arms are trembling uncontrollably.
I won't go into the grisly details, but I feel the need to relate this. Eating about 100 g of roasted beef bone marrow is not the best idea in the world. It's tasty, but you will regret it.
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At least it's fixable.
Also the part about Dutch Steamboating, I tried to google it, but I couldn't find out what that meant.
-Dutch steamboating:
The act of anal sex undertaken whilst spouting left wing libertarian values whilst actually being secretly right wing
and steamboat when referenced to sex means:
-When a man or woman straddles their partner and has a bowel movement on their chest or stomach. This is referred to as the steamboat because it was said to have originally happened in an outdoor winter setting, which caused the fecal matter to give off steam once released.
Pre-emptive defense: Well, yes, I know SOMEONE'S probably done it. I'm sure there's video. But it doesn't deserve a name!
spending 2 hours on the faux-chatroom cross (Narcicissm/Cyberstalking/Procrastination) enabler that is Scott's ustream.
EDIT: and not leaving directly after posting this.
Better still (or if not better, then at least less creepy), you can just connect to the chatroom with IRC (chat1.ustream.tv is the server, the channel can be seen on the ustream page). There was an anonymous user in the chat who I repeatedly accused of being you, because they refused to reveal their identity despite guessing mine from my timezone. Overall, it was reasonably entertaining.