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  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    ...or are soon to be there. .___.
    ...with any luck... =/
  • ChurbaChurba
    Working towards it, trust me. Hopefully within the week.
    I swear to god I will erect a fucking statue to you if you scream out "HADOUKEN" as you orgasm.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    edited November 2010
    Working towards it, trust me. Hopefully within the week.
    I swear to god I will erect a fucking statue to you if you scream out "HADOUKEN" as you orgasm.
    Bonus statue if you slap her ass and then say "Hokuto Hyakuretsu KEN!!" in your manliest voice.
    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • AxelAxel
    Cuddling is...Nice...:3
    You know what's nicer? Kissing the girl you like.

    I was going to say "sticking it in her," but that might be too advanced right now.
    Working towards it, trust me. Hopefully within the week.
    Second date.
    We haven't had a first "date." Or at least, nothing defined as a date. We've eaten together alone, and cuddled, so, we're essentially "dating."
  • AxelAxel
    Working towards it, trust me. Hopefully within the week.
    I swear to god I will erect a fucking statue to you if you scream out "HADOUKEN" as you orgasm.
    I meant within the week I would kiss her. Calm down Churba.

    I agree with you, though.
  • colbybloggercolbyblogger

    Well then your job is to go back to your cuddling, and don't come back until you have a reason to invent an emoticon that represents your testicles
    1.)take a pic of your balls
    2.)Convert to ascii
    3.)???
    4.)Profit
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    edited November 2010
    Cuddling is...Nice...:3
    You know what's nicer? Kissing the girl you like.

    I was going to say "sticking it in her," but that might be too advanced right now.
    Working towards it, trust me. Hopefully within the week.
    Second date.
    We haven't had a first "date." Or at least, nothing defined as a date. We've eaten together alone, and cuddled, so, we're essentially "dating."
    It was a joke relating to Pete's advanced advice.

    Also, I recommend serving her a romantic dinner while "Ai Wo Torimodose" plays softly in the background. Prove your manliness.

    Well then your job is to go back to your cuddling, and don't come back until you have a reason to invent an emoticon that represents your testicles
    1.)take a pic of your balls
    2.)Convert to ascii
    3.)????
    4.)Profit
    I like the New Guy.
    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • SailSail
    I was dying as I was reading all this. You guys :3
  • colbybloggercolbyblogger
    :3
    Why are you showing us your balls?
  • lackofcheeselackofcheese
    Out of pure man-love.
  • ErwinErwin
    I got two blue rays of Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, and they were totally not my fault :O
  • colbybloggercolbyblogger
    So, do I just send you my shipping address, or what?
  • MattMatt

    Working towards it, trust me. Hopefully within the week.
    I swear to god I will erect a fucking statue to you if you scream out "HADOUKEN" as you orgasm.
    I meant within the week I would kiss her. Calm down Churba.

    I agree with you, though.
    So, we are operating here under the assumption that you will not orgasm from kissing her, correct?
  • AxelAxel
    Damn...That would suck.
    Way to instill the fear of God in me.
  • FunfetusFunfetus
    edited November 2010
    Damn...That would suck.
    Way to instill the fear of God in me.
    Don't worry -- it almost certainly won't happen. You will get blue balls, though. I didn't believe that shit was real until it happened to me.
    Post edited by Funfetus on
  • AxelAxel
    Damn...That would suck.
    Way to instill the fear of God in me.
    Don't worry -- it almost certainly won't happen. Youwillget blue balls, though. I didn't believe that shit was real until it happened to me.
    Right...
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    There is only one acceptable face to make after kissing her:

    image

    Also, it's okay to kill her if she goes for a gun or says your real name.
  • MattMatt
    Damn...That would suck.
    Way to instill the fear of God in me.
    lol I'm just messing with you, man.
  • lackofcheeselackofcheese
    There is only one acceptable face to make after kissing her:
    Also, it's okay to kill her if she goes for a gun or says your real name.
    On that note, is the anime series the one to watch if I haven't seen any Golgo 13?
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    edited November 2010
    Yeah. The Professional The series contains, "You couldn't make that shot!" Queen Bee has a stop-motion skeleton covered in red food coloring and corn syrup.
    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • ninjarabbininjarabbi
    Queen Bee has an underwater knife fight.
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    My band now has a drummer and a banjette. ^_^
  • lackofcheeselackofcheese
    edited November 2010
    Yeah. The Professional contains, "You couldn't make that shot!" Queen Bee has a stop-motion skeleton covered in red food coloring and corn syrup.
    Wait, so the anime series is superior to the The Professional OVA, even with "You couldn't make that shot" in it?
    Post edited by lackofcheese on
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    edited November 2010
    Wait, so the anime series is superior to theThe ProfessionalOVA, even with "You couldn't make that shot" in it?
    I fucked up, I said the Professional but meant the series. The series is what has "You couldn't make that shot" and Gun Balloon in it.
    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • trogdor9trogdor9
    edited November 2010
    This thread got awesome real quick. Happy for you, Axel.

    Edit: :3 :3 :3 :3
    Post edited by trogdor9 on
  • ProfPanglossProfPangloss
    edited November 2010
    Awesome!

    I think the eyes need to be a bit larger/cuter... =3
    Post edited by ProfPangloss on
  • ChurbaChurba
    Damn...That would suck.
    Way to instill the fear of God in me.
    If you do, Scream out "HADOUKEN!" anyway. It's a great way to dispel the awkwardness.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Damn...That would suck.
    Way to instill the fear of God in me.
    If you do, Scream out "HADOUKEN!" anyway. It's a great way to dispel the awkwardness.
    Nah, in that case, it's "SHORYUKEN!!"
  • ChurbaChurba
    edited November 2010
    Nah, in that case, it's "SHORYUKEN!!"
    Ah, Of course, my mistake - Just don't uppercut her. The aim is to reduce the awkwardness, not turn it up to eleven. I know, honestly, it's a hard habit to break, but your love life will be much the better for it, trust me.
    Post edited by Churba on
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Nah, in that case, it's "SHORYUKEN!!"
    Ah, Of course, my mistake - Just don't uppercut her. The aim is to reduce the awkwardness, not turn it up to eleven. I know, honestly, it's a hard habit to break, but your love life will be much the better for it, trust me.
    Let's not jump to conclusions. She might be into that.

    Axel, ask her for a safeword before you kiss her. That way, if you do jizz in your pants, she can let you know if it's okay to punch her in the jaw.
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