Seriously, WHAT IS IT with the conservatives and the weird sex?
An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking).
I haven't heard anything lately about any liberals going after Senate page boys, pursuing bathroom sex, paying gay prostitutes for meth, or auto-asphyxiating themselves.
Rym: "I guess, if you think 'dumpster diving' would be fun and adventurous to do, by all means go do it, because it is kind of fun to do it once, especially-"
Scott: "-and there are websites that will tell you all the appropriate precautions to take to avoid trouble."
Rym: "-especially, if you're in college, and not on a weekend, but like, on a weeknight, especially if you have like class the next morning and it's late at night, and only a few of you go... 'cause it's kinda the same surreal experience of watching Space Ghost, like it's just this weird... you're in a place that you're not supposed to be, and you're doing stuff you're not really supposed to be doing... and, you're co- your rational brain says, 'This is dumb!' but, your Space Ghost brain says, 'I'm just gonna keep doing it anyway...'"
An Illinois man who worked as a "Christian clown" named Klutzo was arrested yesterday on child pornography charges for allegedly taking naked photographs of young boys at a Philippines orphanage. According to a federal criminal complaint, Amon Paul Carlock took the illicit photos during a "clowning" trip to the House of Joy orphanage earlier this year. . . .
On his web site, Carlock (who has worked with his wife, a fellow clown) describes himself as a Christian clown who performs at parties, picnics, vacation Bible school, children's church. Carlock told investigators that he previously traveled to the House of Joy in 2004 and visited a Mexican orphanage in 2002. He also reported being an ordained minister who has been involved in pastoral ministry, Christian education and camping, and evangelism since 1967.
I would do anything for the 'stache. I'm reading Give Me a Break right now, actually, and it's terrific. He admits when he's wrong, he says he's made all kinds of mistakes, then he calmly sits down and teaches what he's learned from them. The result: He's my hero, an economic conservative who understands that well-meaning interference in the marketplace almost always has negative unintended consequences. He says right up front that he supports abortion, feminism, the gay community, all the leftist social sympathies -- but at the same time believes free trade of ideas, goods, and services best serves them all. Just like me. I'm fawning.
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"How do you feel about dating a guy who doesn't like video games"
How would you know about this Rym ? personal experience?
Dunno, what is it about liberals and weird sex? :P
Ooooh, what is it about Rym & Scott and weird sex! :D Hmmm, must phrase in the form of a Thursday question... *ponder ponder*
Also: Scott gave Rym a disease. By transmitting it. With his mouth.
From above source:
We are wise to your ways now boy-os!