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Boring Girlfriends and Wives. Why?

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  • SailSail
    Don't feed the troll, etc.
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    edited January 2011
    Heterosexual guys are basically cursed by their own biology to have no choice but to pursue women with the chance of them being incredibly boring, annoying and emotionally unstable but still, for some reason, attractive.
    HOWEVER, Smart men search for awesome women, who are more common than you think. Them being available, however, can be not as common.
    Post edited by Victor Frost on
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Them being available, however, can be not as common.
    There's a saying about goalies...something about scoring...Ah, it escapes me.
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    HOWEVER, Smart men search for awesome women, who are more common than you think. Them being available, however, can be not as common.
    One can only search so long before he reaches the conclusion that all the cool women are taken and there's no one for him. :P
  • zehaevazehaeva
    One can only search so long before he reaches the conclusion that all the cool women are taken and there's no one for him. :P
    Find a cool man with a cool woman who is willing to share?
  • CremlianCremlian
    edited January 2011
    One can only search so long before he reaches the conclusion that all the cool women are taken and there's no one for him. :P
    You Fing live in the D.C. area, an area filled with so many poly sci chicks you could fallover them. Most of them are probably pretty smart and have either grown dishearten with there level of advancement (low self-esteem) or empowered by their success and independence. In both cases you should be able to find chicks that can talk a good game and are ambitious. You just need to leech onto one. ^_^
    Post edited by Cremlian on
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Basically, it's all Ladder Theory.
  • gomidoggomidog
    edited January 2011
    One can only search so long before he reaches the conclusion that all the cool women are taken and there's no one for him. :P
    You know, you have to actually go up and talk to girls before you date them. Jus' Sayin.'
    You just need to leech onto one. ^_^
    He's not a lamprey! Yuck!
    Post edited by gomidog on
  • NeitoNeito
    You know, you have to actually go up and talk to girls before you date them. Jus' Sayin.'
    Talking to girls is overrated. I prefer to pine from afar, then bitch on the internet that no girls will go out with me, cus they're all stuck-up bitches.
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    You know, you have to actually go up and talk to girls before you date them. Jus' Sayin.'
    Hush you, I'll have none of your logic. And I totally talked to a girl a MAGFest so :P
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    One can only search so long before he reaches the conclusion that all the cool women are taken and there's no one for him. :P
    You know, you have to actually go up and talk to girls before you date them. Jus' Sayin.'
    You know I talk to girls. Any guy who can't summon courage to ask a girl out needs to talk some lessons in HAVING SOME BALLS. Jus' Sayin.
  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    edited January 2011
    Heterosexual guys are basically cursed by their own biology to have no choice but to pursue women and their incredibly boring, annoying and emotionally unstable presence.
    Uh. What? Bitter, much?
    I date other boys so I don't have any of the above issues. I have a great deal of sympathy for the rest of you though.
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  • ChurbaChurba
    edited January 2011
    I date other boys so I don't have any of the above issues. I have a great deal of sympathy for the rest of you though.
    What, you don't just chose to play with whoever takes your fancy irrelevant of gender? Poor thing.
    Post edited by Churba on
  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    I date other boys so I don't have any of the above issues. I have a great deal of sympathy for the rest of you though.
    What, you don't just chose to play with whoever takes your fancy irrelevant of gender? Poor thing.
    Theoretically I guess I could but ladies are just such bores and cold fishes.
  • gomidoggomidog
    Theoretically I guess I could but ladies are just such bores and cold fishes.
    Man, gay misogynists are bleh. Can't you show some solidarity with a fellow disenfranchised underclass?
  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    Theoretically I guess I could but ladies are just such bores and cold fishes.
    Man, gay misogynists are bleh. Can't you show some solidarity with a fellow disenfranchised underclass?
    I'm too busy having casual sex all the time.
  • ChurbaChurba
    I'm too busy having casual sex all the time.
    Must make it hard to type.
  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    I'm too busy having casual sex all the time.
    Must make it hard to type.
    No but sometimes I find it hard to sit down.
  • JasonJason
    I'm too busy having casual sex all the time.
    Must make it hard to type.
    No but sometimes I find it hard to sit down.
    Oh, because of your butt. I get it.
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  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    edited January 2011
    Where did you think gay guys have sex?
    Post edited by Kaptain K on
  • JasonJason
    At the rest stop?
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    You're some kind of reverse futanari?
  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    At the rest stop?
    Yes but while at said public bathroom we do it in the butt.
  • ChurbaChurba
    You're some kind of reverse futanari?
    oh, you mean like this? (SFW, wiki article.)
  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    Buck Angel is a cool guy who I met briefly.
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    On further thought, you couldn't really have a reverse futanari as you end up at the same thing whichever way you get there.
  • ChurbaChurba
    Buck Angel is a cool guy who I met briefly.
    Really? That's pretty cool - I'd like to meet the guy, but the opportunity is yet to present itself.
  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    You've got to run with a more exciting crowd, I imagine. I met him at a porn convention.
  • ChurbaChurba
    You've got to run with a more exciting crowd, I imagine. I met him at a porn convention.
    Or, he has to venture down to an Australian porn convention, I rarely fancy to jet over to the US just to shake a porn star's hand while they go through the usual "Meeting someone who knows of my work" routine.
  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    I've never seen Australian porn and I'm not sure I want to. I imagine it would involve stubbies.
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