›
This forum is in permanent archive mode. Our new active community can be found here.

Boring Girlfriends and Wives. Why?

1…567911

Comments

  • JasonJason
    Once you've gone marsupial, you never go... backsupial.
  • ChurbaChurba
    I've never seen Australian porn and I'm not sure I want to. I imagine it would involve stubbies.
    You've Never Heard of AbbyWinters, I shot myself, or Girls out west? Y'know, some of the biggest names in the industry today? Or that on top of that, every year, we also throw Sexpo in three cities around the country, which is the largest Adult Entertainment convention in the world?
    You, mate, need to get yourself a pornographic education.
  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    edited January 2011
    Hoisted by my own petard.
    Post edited by Kaptain K on
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    Theoretically I guess I could but ladies are just such bores and cold fishes.
    Target acquired.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    Where did you think gay guys have sex?
    You have mouths, right?
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Where did you think gay guys have sex?
    You have mouths, right?
    Perhaps navels.
  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    Where did you think gay guys have sex?
    You have mouths, right?
    So do girls what's your point.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    What about the gayhole? Do you guys use the gayhole?
  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    I don't know how to tell you this but every hole is the gayhole when it's two guys having sex.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    I'd imagine the ear canal would be uncomfortable. Not to mention the eyesocket and pupil.
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    Target acquired.
    Steady girl, that's what he wants.
  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    I'd imagine the ear canal would be uncomfortable. Not to mention the eyesocket and pupil.
    Arguably neither your ear canal or eye socket are holes since they're either occupied with something or merely recesses.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    Arguably neither your ear canal or eye socket are holes since they're either occupied with something or merely recesses.
    Wait, but so is the butthole. And the vagina hole. And the mouth hole, for that matter. The whole body is just a bunch of recesses and cavities.

    Anyhow, you could have sex with another dude's mouth, is all I was saying. Gay sex does not require buttsex. It's just one of the perks. Or so I hear.
  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    Fun fact: The majority of homosexual men don't have anal sex.

    I'm not part of that majority, however.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    Fun fact: Themajorityof homosexual men don't have anal sex.
    I could understand why. Then again, I'm a straight guy who is also repulsed by anal sex.
  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    I'm sure you get plenty of offers but are forced to decline them.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    edited January 2011
    I know too much about the human body to ever have the slightest interest in anal sex. I'd like to avoid C. diff after my sexytime.
    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    You don't have anal sex when there's poo in your ass just like you don't have oral sex when there's food in your mouth. If you always have poo in your ass then you need to get that fixed because you're unhealthy and gross.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Again, I know too much about it. Your intestinal tract (especially the lower tract) is crawling with bacteria even without the presence of fecal matter. Those organs are the body's own bioreactor. We need those bacteria, but oh mans, they are nasty. I'm not saying not to take your chances if you don't want to (I'm all in favor of healthy human sexuality), but I'm saying that it is most definitely not my thing.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    edited January 2011
    you don't have oral sex when there's food in your mouth
    Someone is seriously lacking in imagination.
    I'm sure you get plenty of offers but are forced to decline them.
    It's tough, y'know? All these hot college students throwing their asses at me. I used to carry a stick to try to keep them off of me, but that ended as you might expect.

    But seriously, I know what the anus does, in very specific biological terms. I've never been able to separate my empirical knowledge from that.

    But if you like it, more power to you. I'm not judging, just relaying why I don't get the whole "anal sex" thing.
    Post edited by TheWhaleShark on
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    you don't have oral sex when there's food in your mouth
    Someone is seriously lacking in imagination.
    Bacon.
  • gomidoggomidog
    But seriously, I know what the anusdoes, in very specific biological terms. I've never been able to separate my empirical knowledge from that.
    That's my take on it. Also, for ladies, I never got that if you have a good feeling hole made for things to go in and a supposedly ouchy hole made for things to go out, why on earth you would go for the latter.
  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    Oh you young people, so many experiences still ahead of you.
  • NuriNuri
    But seriously, I know what the anusdoes, in very specific biological terms. I've never been able to separate my empirical knowledge from that.
    That's my take on it. Also, for ladies, I never got that if you have a good feeling hole made for things to go in and a supposedly ouchy hole made for things to go out, why on earth you would go for the latter.
    You'd be really surprised. There are a lot of nerves around that sphincter. Anal sex can produce a very intense orgasm. I'm not gonna elaborate on how I know that, but take my word for it.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    I'm not gonna elaborate on how I know that
    My guess - and mind you, this is only a guess - is that you've had anal sex. And had an orgasm. Just a guess.
  • NuriNuri
    I'm not gonna elaborate on how I know that
    My guess - and mind you, this is only a guess - is that you've had anal sex. And had an orgasm. Just a guess.
    That would be putting it mildly. Like I said, not gonna elaborate. ;)
  • SovaSova
    The great thing is that we live in a consumer society and have a 'no fault' divorce program. So, why not marry someone you don't like who has more money, divorce them (read throw them out), get money, and find someone more compatible (upgrade to the newer cuter more exciting potential mate)?

    There's a reason I'm not so interested in relationships and marriage is pretty much out of the question for me. I see no real gain for all of the risks considering that there is a very high chance that I will end up divorced, my kids would be messed up by the experience as I was, and I'll pay for that decision the rest of my life.
  • NuriNuri
    The great thing is that we live in a consumer society and have a 'no fault' divorce program. So, why not marry someone you don't like who has more money, divorce them (read throw them out), get money, and find someone more compatible (upgrade to the newer cuter more exciting potential mate)?

    There's a reason I'm not so interested in relationships and marriage is pretty much out of the question for me. I see no real gain for all of the risks considering that there is a very high chance that I will end up divorced, my kids would be messed up by the experience as I was, and I'll pay for that decision the rest of my life.
    Repeat after me: PRE NUP.
  • SovaSova
    No kidding. Goddam I love this civilization.
  • CremlianCremlian
    image
Sign In or Register to comment.