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  • lackofcheeselackofcheese
    We have a class called MATH 002, "Introductory Algebra." Description:
    Methods of elementary algebra, including simplification of algebraic expressions, solving linear and quadratic equations, equations of lines, systems of linear equations, and radicals. Enrollment is restricted.Credit may not be used toward graduation in the College of LAS.Prerequisite: Score on appropriate placement test, or consent of Mathematics Department.
    @_@
    It's a course that's teaching you stuff you're supposed to already know. I wouldn't give credit for a course like that either.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    edited September 2010
    It's a course that's teaching you stuff you're supposed to already know. I wouldn't give credit for a course like that either.
    I'm not saying I would. I'm just surprised a US university touted for having one of the world's best engineering schools would even have such a class.
    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • lackofcheeselackofcheese
    I see reason in having such a course; students deserve the chance to be taught the subject matter properly if their high school failed to do so.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    edited September 2010
    I see reason in having such a course; students deserve the chance to be taught the subject matter properly if their high school failed to do so.
    No doubt, but the discrepancy lies in such a prestigious university accepting such students to begin with. However, I suppose if you're a writer like Doestoevsky but you suck at math, the school could accept you under the condition that you take the course.

    EDIT: Also, here's my WTF. I'm doing my orgo homework. If you ever want to get really unnerved, look up the MSDS for any OTC drug. Ibuprofen is my current favorite:
    Harmful if inhaled, swallowed or absorbed through the skin. Possible risk of irreversible effects. Possible mutagen. May cause kidney damage.
    Good thing it has a nice wide therapeutic range. Unlike, say, paracetamol...
    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • ElJoe0ElJoe0
    Methods of elementary algebra, including simplification of algebraic expressions, solving linear and quadratic equations, equations of lines, systems of linear equations, and radicals. Enrollment is restricted.Credit may not be used toward graduation in the College of LAS.Prerequisite: Score on appropriate placement test, or consent of Mathematics Department.
    Otherwise known as grade 7 maths in the rest of the world.
  • CremlianCremlian
    edited September 2010

    Hahahahahahahahaha
    Post edited by Cremlian on
  • beebzzbeebzz
    If god was one of us he would masterbait.
  • ninjarabbininjarabbi
    Shit, I'm starting to sound like those people that report sightings of bigfoot or something.
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    Is this what you saw?
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    If god was one of us he would masterbait.
    Just a slob like one of us?
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    If god was one of us he would masterbait.
    Just a slob like one of us?
    Working his knob like one of us.
  • TechparadoxTechparadox
    If god was one of us he would masterbait.
    Just a slob like one of us?
    Working his knob like one of us.
    Just a stranger on the bus, fapping on his way home.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Now I want a version of FIGJAM from the view of God. That would be pretty awesome.
  • ChurbaChurba
    edited September 2010
    Now I want a version of FIGJAM from the view of God. That would be pretty awesome.
    I think it would go something like this -

    I woke up this millennium, but I didn't wake
    'Til the late hundreds, because I slept in late
    With a great deital state and a date makin' destiny
    I'll roll down the block without Hitchens even stressin' me
    Let alone harassin' me or giving me a kickin'
    So I've turned it into summer, and the weather's fucking wicked
    So I figured I'd be hitting the beach
    Look at skinny-dipper's titties and get something to eat
    After half a pound of chips and a flounder burger
    I was sitting on my arse like the catholic church, ahhhh
    Reminiscing about, being pissed off about
    My son crucified on the ground, the jews out on their arse
    Before their change of fortune
    Now I judge youse, takin' sacrificial boon
    So virgin mary's on the head of my knob
    And it's better than being an involved God,
    Because y'all were cockheads with Jesus on earth
    Then you killed him - so now I don't work
    It's Heavenly day, and I can use a cliché, cause
    "I am the greatest!" ...like Cassius Clay

    I got the world at my feet, but humanity's nasty
    Figjam!
    Fuck I'm god, just ask me
    I couldn't give a shit about your Prayers and malarkey
    Figjam!
    Fuck I'm god, just ask me

    Ahhhh! I can't believe how Dope I am, I made motherfucking man
    Ahhhh! I can't believe how dope I am, I made motherfucking man
    Ahhhh! I can't believe how dope I am, I made motherfucking man
    Ahhhh! I can't believe how dope I am, I made motherfucking man

    I rock around in Jesus thongs
    Fucked up on Bucket bongs
    If you don't like it, you can come suck this god's dick.
    You did what What? I don't read the bible rot
    I Just get so plastered, you'd think I'm drinking gyp-rock
    But I'm shit-hot, no matter how you look at it
    And my antics were all put down in the book-a-let'
    GO! - 'cause I'm cooking right it like the iron chef!
    That's why I'm deaf, To all'ya prayers, yes?

    Figjam!
    My Robes are Phat like Chief Wiggum and in fact
    I never lack it's like a magic pack of Tim Tams
    I made the nuts you suck and I don't give-a-damn,
    so good on the Fir'ment
    They should just call me Jehovah, man

    So give a hand for me and my associates ... (Evolution!)
    Well that's just inappropriate
    Smoke me a kipper, bitch
    I'm from the Heaven'ly
    Side of town, don't forget to write it down
    (Satanist, yea!)
    What the fuck? It ain't Satanist crap!
    Think you're heretical, then you'd probably suffer wanker's cramp
    And I'll thank you to fuck right off
    And Professional Rationalists, take one night off

    I'm the mighty lord god with omniscient mastery
    Figjam!
    Fuck I'm god, just ask me
    As a concept, the intellect can't grasp me
    Figjam!
    Fuck I'm god, just ask me


    Ahhhh! I can't believe how Dope I am, I made motherfucking man
    Ahhhh! I can't believe how dope I am, I made motherfucking man
    Ahhhh! I can't believe how dope I am, I made motherfucking man
    Ahhhh! I can't believe how dope I am, I made motherfucking man

    I got the strong profile, without the help of rhinoplasty
    Figjam!
    Fuck I'm god, just ask me
    Makin' Ya' on the earth, but you can't class me
    Figjam!
    Fuck I'm god, just ask me
    I just had a threesome with ya gran and great-aunty
    Figjam!
    Fuck I'm god, just ask me
    And they're coming back this arv' for the bukkake party
    Figjam!
    My dick is bigger than a wigwam!
    And you can see my peepee right across all the galaxy
    And if you are getting very sleepy, wake up!
    (These Heretics need a shake up)

    I'm a jet-set, go-getter, but I got a vendetta
    Just got Jesus crucified on the cross, so
    Better go lay low, under ground, like a bilby
    Figjam!
    Chill man, nietzsche wants to kill me!
    But I don't let that bullshit sweat me
    I'm omni-fuckin-present if you wanna come and get me,
    You shady fuck, I may be stuck
    In a crazy situation but I'm better than lady luck
    You wanna stop me? You'd wanna do it properly!
    [DAWKINS BITCH]
    Ah fuck! Somebody disproved me!
    Post edited by Churba on
  • WalkerWalker
    Brilliant!
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Ahhhh! I can't believe how Dope I am, I made motherfucking man
    I lol'd.
  • beebzzbeebzz
    Wow awesome.
  • ChurbaChurba
    edited September 2010
    Brilliant!
    I'm semi proud, but it still drives me mental because a few lines don't quite flow right. Probably quite a few more don't flow right for you, but that's a trick of accent and pronunciation.

    Edit - But I still think some of it's quite clever. One bit of it makes no sense, but I can't get anything tight enough to change it.
    Post edited by Churba on
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    Eh, first draft's always going to be a bit rough.
  • ChurbaChurba
    edited September 2010
    Eh, first draft's always going to be a bit rough.
    Yet, I'm not bothered about just leaving some bits, because I like the image of a robed god wearing old school leather sandals, eating chips and a flounder burger down the beach, perving on skinny-dippers and going home to have a few buckets and chill in the backyard listening to Triple J.
    Post edited by Churba on
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    When can we expect a recording?
  • ChurbaChurba
    When can we expect a recording?
    Probably Not, till I get the flow right.
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    image
  • theknoxinatortheknoxinator
    BBP
    *shudder*
  • SailSail
    T_T
  • GreyHugeGreyHuge
    edited September 2010
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    Oh, a Fat Princess joke!
    Post edited by GreyHuge on
  • SailSail
    An uncharacteristically cuddly blog post from Jhonen Vasquez about how there was almost going to be more Invader Zim made.
  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
  • beebzzbeebzz
    Hahahah that was awesome.
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    Hahahah that was awesome.
    The show, though, isn't. I watched episode one, and I felt like I needed to listen to "Cosmos" just to apologize to my brain for subjecting it to that.
  • beebzzbeebzz
    Really that sucks. They should make an anime that's just about the vegetables.
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