It's WTF to you, but rotationplasty is a big deal. It's the difference between a functional nerve-operated knee, and a stump with a friction-driven mechanical joint coupled to it.
Okay, long story short, here's the summary. It's about an obese dhampir(Half vampire, half human, for those who sensibly avoid this nonsense), who eats constantly, and is absolutely obsessed with food, and also fights Nazis, most likely, for food(I'm not kidding - at one point IN THE TRAILER, she runs a man through because he won't give her a sandwich), while the rest of the cast make fat jokes, since the Lead actress is a well mannered woman who wouldn't make fat jokes with her mouth full. Oh, and it's called Blubberella.
Whoever that guy gave his money to in order to read that book?
Fine. I'll write my own goddam Transformers extended universe story.
Once upon a time there was agroup of lame robots that could transform into mundane stuff from a planet they had never seen. No one knows why they would want to transform into that stuff, because it didn't really confer any advantage upon them, unless you count looking stupid as an advantage.
Then one day they all imploded into a black hole of suck because they all sucked too much.
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Gulliver's Travels in 3D starring Jack Black
wat.
But then I was like...
Okay, long story short, here's the summary. It's about an obese dhampir(Half vampire, half human, for those who sensibly avoid this nonsense), who eats constantly, and is absolutely obsessed with food, and also fights Nazis, most likely, for food(I'm not kidding - at one point IN THE TRAILER, she runs a man through because he won't give her a sandwich), while the rest of the cast make fat jokes, since the Lead actress is a well mannered woman who wouldn't make fat jokes with her mouth full. Oh, and it's called Blubberella.
Also, Eddie Money is a god.
Once upon a time there was agroup of lame robots that could transform into mundane stuff from a planet they had never seen. No one knows why they would want to transform into that stuff, because it didn't really confer any advantage upon them, unless you count looking stupid as an advantage.
Then one day they all imploded into a black hole of suck because they all sucked too much.
The End.
Give me money, Transformers nerds.