Am I the only one that is even slightly concerned by how often threeways and orgies are suggested in this forum? ^_~
The only thing that concerns me is the amount of shit-talking that goes on here.
A little less conversation, a little more action?
What can I say? All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me.
Aw shit reboot is on netflix streaming.
So is that 2006 Australian version of MacBeth I keep banging on about but I don't think anyone has watched. You have literally no excuse, if you have netflix streaming.
So, some dudes at University of Queensland made a video that I'm pretty sure only Nuri and Hungry Joe are going to truly appreciate, as horrible a pun as it is.
For everyone else, here's something. I think I know that gorilla...
One of my great pet peeves is how we serve crepes in America. Crepes are not a delicacy. Go to Paris, and you will see that crepes are street food. You should eat them like you eat pizza. If you don't know how to do that, go find the Daily Show where Jon Stewart tells you how. We always serve them drizzled with chocolate sauce so that you have to eat it with a fork and knife -- a very inefficient way to eat a crepe. I want to eat it with my hands, but if I do so, I'll get my hands messy with the chocolate sauce! WHY DOES THIS COUNTRY INFRINGE ON MY RIGHT TO EAT LIKE A CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEY?
One of my great pet peeves is how we serve crepes in America. Crepes are not a delicacy. Go to Paris, and you will see that crepes are street food. You should eat them like you eat pizza. If you don't know how to do that, go find the Daily Show where Jon Stewart tells you how. We always serve them drizzled with chocolate sauce so that you have to eat it with a fork and knife -- a very inefficient way to eat a crepe. I want to eat it with my hands, but if I do so, I'll get my hands messy with the chocolate sauce! WHY DOES THIS COUNTRY INFRINGE ON MY RIGHT TO EAT LIKE A CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEY?
You have a chocolate sauce on your hands problem? You also have a tongue.
Also, America doesn't have any concept of the savory crepe. There's an authentic crepe shop in Champaign; you can go there and get your ratatouille crepe, all properly folded in a neat little package and made with buckwheat flour (for my gluten-free brothers and sisters), and your little jar of homemade salmon rillettes and a steaming cup of coffee.
I once saw someone come in and look at the menu, pull a face that was a mix of disgust and confusion and then leave. It was disappointing.
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For everyone else, here's something. I think I know that gorilla...
I once saw someone come in and look at the menu, pull a face that was a mix of disgust and confusion and then leave. It was disappointing.