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  • It amuses me that coleslaw and chili have been talked about over the past couple of days and just now hotdogs are being mentioned with both being common toppings for it. Both are almost always at their worst at that time so I guess it should not be a surprise.
    So should we start talking about sauerkraut next?
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    Who would ruin good chili by putting it on a hot dog you monsters

    Who would ruin good anything by putting it on a hot dog
    Post edited by Sail on
  • WHO PUTS COLESLAW ON HOT DOGS?
    No one with taste, although the same could be said for chili.
    So should we start talking about sauerkraut next?
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  • That looks terrible, probably tastes bad too. Crappy chili dude. It's poo poo IMO
    You need a new shtick.

    I enjoyed the "early american with chili opinions" angle so I'll go back to that:

    That slop wuld'nt keep mah horses nourished, let alone mah family o' 12. Ya cook like some kinda dang high falootin princess.
  • edited June 2013
    Lou: Is Spike's Junkyard Dogs still around? That was and remains the best fancy hotdog place I've ever been to.

    EDIT: Crif Dogs in Brooklyn is a close second.
    Post edited by YoshoKatana on
  • If you're going to make chili, use cheap cuts of beef and cut them to down to roughly 1/2" cubes or so. Remember, chili isn't some sort of fru-fru haute cuisine. It's food for cowboys out herding cattle based on what scraps the guy manning the chuckwagon can put together.
  • You ruined a perfectly good hotdog with your stupid chili.
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    That slop wuld'nt keep mah horses nourished, let alone mah family o' 12. Ya cook like some kinda dang high falootin princess.
    " o' "? Really?

    " 'at slop'udn't keep m'horses fed. Let alone m'family'a twelve. Y'cook li' some kin'a fukkin cityslikkin' princess."

    (I feel like I'm transcribing a conversation from one of my family reunions.)
    Post edited by Xefas on
  • Lou: Is Spike's Junkyard Dogs still around? That was and remains the best fancy hotdog place I've ever been to.
    They had opened up a location in Smithfield, RI (where I used to live) only a year or so before I moved. Those were good dogs.
  • That slop wuld'nt keep mah horses nourished, let alone mah family o' 12. Ya cook like some kinda dang high falootin princess.
    " o' "? Really?

    " 'at slop'udn't keep m'horses fed. Let alone m'family'a twelve. Y'cook li' some kin'a fukkin cityslikkin' princess."

    (I feel like I'm transcribing a conversation from one of my family reunions.)
    Ah damn... well ok, you gotta take over now.
  • Lou: Is Spike's Junkyard Dogs still around? That was and remains the best fancy hotdog place I've ever been to.

    EDIT: Crif Dogs in Brooklyn is a close second.
    Yes and no. The location on Thayer Street is long gone, sadly. It's been gone for a few years now. The location at the Providence Place Mall food court has also been gone for a year. I think the one on Branch Ave. in Providence is still open, but I haven't gone that way in a while.

    Oddly enough, there is one just a couple blocks away from the Hynes Convention Center in Boston. I'd often go there Thursday night before Anime Boston to get some late night dinner.
  • You guys wish you knew hot dogs like Chicago knows hot dogs.
  • edited June 2013
    WHO PUTS COLESLAW ON HOT DOGS?
    Post edited by Ruffas on
  • Only thing I put on hotdogs is ketchup.
  • WHO PUTS COLESLAW ON HOT DOGS?
    If I liked coleslaw, that wouldn't be a bad idea. I put sauerkraut on them along with onions.

    There is a Japanese hot dog stand in Seattle that serves them with all kinds of asian type fixings that makes it takes delicious. I see no problem with coleslaw.
  • You guys wish you knew hot dogs like Chicago knows hot dogs.
    FRIED PROSCIUTTO!? Fucking heathens.

    You know what goes on a hot dog? Fuckin' mustard. Maybe some pushcart onions. Sauerkraut is acceptable, as is meat sauce. Ketchup is only acceptable on shitty-ass Ballpark hot dogs.

    Barbarians.
  • edited June 2013
    Anyone who doesn't put Celery Salt on their hot dogs hasn't truly lived.
    Post edited by Neito on
  • I've never heard of that before but it sounds disgusting.
  • edited June 2013
    Lou: Is Spike's Junkyard Dogs still around? That was and remains the best fancy hotdog place I've ever been to.

    EDIT: Crif Dogs in Brooklyn is a close second.
    Yes and no. The location on Thayer Street is long gone, sadly. It's been gone for a few years now. The location at the Providence Place Mall food court has also been gone for a year. I think the one on Branch Ave. in Providence is still open, but I haven't gone that way in a while.

    Oddly enough, there is one just a couple blocks away from the Hynes Convention Center in Boston. I'd often go there Thursday night before Anime Boston to get some late night dinner.
    There's also one in the (half-dead) Emerald Square Mall.
    I've never heard of that before but it sounds disgusting.
    It's delicious. A little celery salt, some onions, and some mustard are all a good hot dog needs.
    Post edited by Neito on
  • My normal hot dog contains crab cake and BBQ sauce
  • Whoa whoa. Hold on now. Nothing wrong with some home-made ketchup on a hotdog.
  • Again, why would you ruin anything by putting it on a hot dog? At least have the decency to spring for a sausage with grilled peppers and onions.

    Also, I agree with Andrew that Cincinnati chili is an embarrassment to the name.
  • edited June 2013
    Stop trying to justify your terrible dialect. Using multiple modal words in a sentence? Who the fuck does that? "Used to could" is the most egregious abuse of language since Gatsby.
    We do that to frustrate and confuse northerners we don't like.
    Again, why would you ruin anything by putting it on a hot dog? At least have the decency to spring for a sausage with grilled peppers and onions.
    Hot dogs are both delicious and a type of sausage.
    Post edited by Walker on
  • They're a crappy kind of sausage. Italian sausages and chorizo are infinitely better.
  • edited June 2013
    Anyone ever tried to make a chicken-fried hot dog? Think I'll try that out this weekend. Beef sausage, fried chicken batter, bacon fat gravy. Will report on its deliciousness.
    Post edited by Xefas on
  • Wait, what if you fried up a breakfast sausage and put it on a hotdog bun-shaped biscuit amd topped it with sausage gravy?
  • edited June 2013
    Ideal hot dog toppings are entirely dependent on what type of hot dog you have. A few examples:

    Zweigle's Red hot: Yellow mustard, dill pickle relish and diced onions
    Hebrew national All beef frank: Brown mustard
    Oscar Meyer Wiener: Remove from bun, throw directly into garbage and go think about what you've done.
    Wait, what if you fried up a breakfast sausage and put it on a hotdog bun-shaped biscuit and topped it with sausage gravy?
    I will be trying that this weekend. Thank you for the inspiration.
    Post edited by Drunken Butler on
  • I'm partial to ketchup, mustard, jalapenos, and a crispy pickle on my dog.
  • They're a crappy kind of sausage. Italian sausages and chorizo are infinitely better.
    Depends on the hot dog. Some are of better quality than others. Yeah, your average ballpark hot dog is crap, but a good, 100% whole beef hot dog holds up nicely to sausages of a similar style, such as brats and such. It's not exactly fair to compare a heavily spiced sausage such as Italian sausage or chorizo to a minimally spiced sausage like a hot dog.

    That said, I really could go for a linguiça dog right now.
  • I don't like hotdogs. There are much better bangers to put in one's mouth.
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