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  • muppetmuppet
    One. Trust me I'm an expert.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    How many poops should an average 30 year old man be making per day?
    One?
    Small-pooper. I have to do it in two batches, or else the sheer quantity of poop would overload the most stalwart of porcelain soldiers.

  • NuriNuri
    This is disturbingly close to a conversation we had in bed yesterday.
  • RymRym
    How many poops should an average 30 year old man be making per day?
    One?
    Small-pooper. I have to do it in two batches, or else the sheer quantity of poop would overload the most stalwart of porcelain soldiers.
    Not everyone can have efficient bowel fauna and process their food in a manner that minimizes waste.

  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    How many poops should an average 30 year old man be making per day?
    One?
    Small-pooper. I have to do it in two batches, or else the sheer quantity of poop would overload the most stalwart of porcelain soldiers.
    Not everyone can have efficient bowel fauna and process their food in a manner that minimizes waste.

    So you have the small fuel-efficient Japanese car of bowels, and I have the classic muscle car.

  • AprecheApreche
    How many poops should an average 30 year old man be making per day?
    One?
    Small-pooper. I have to do it in two batches, or else the sheer quantity of poop would overload the most stalwart of porcelain soldiers.
    Not everyone can have efficient bowel fauna and process their food in a manner that minimizes waste.

    So you have the small fuel-efficient Japanese car of bowels, and I have the classic muscle car.

    You have a tractor trailer spewing out pitch black exhaust getting pulled over for failed emissions test.
  • LyddiLyddi
    Or... Some people just don't eat as much food as you guys? :-P
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    How many poops should an average 30 year old man be making per day?
    One?
    Small-pooper. I have to do it in two batches, or else the sheer quantity of poop would overload the most stalwart of porcelain soldiers.
    Not everyone can have efficient bowel fauna and process their food in a manner that minimizes waste.

    So you have the small fuel-efficient Japanese car of bowels, and I have the classic muscle car.

    You have a tractor trailer spewing out pitch black exhaust getting pulled over for failed emissions test.
    Emissions regulations are stupid anyhow.

  • NuriNuri
    Or... Some people just don't eat as much food as you guys? :-P
    It's kinda funny actually... Pete doesn't eat that much food. I think he is over-estimating the amount of poop per poop occasion.

  • RymRym
    Or... Some people just don't eat as much food as you guys? :-P
    It's kinda funny actually... Pete doesn't eat that much food. I think he is over-estimating the amount of poop per poop occasion.

    There is only one way to know for sure.

    Pete, do you have an accurate balance and a means of collection? Of course, we'll have to calibrate properly, so I propose this occur the next time I'm in Albany.

  • NuriNuri
    You'll need to take both wet and kiln-dried weight for accurate comparison.

    Speaking of gatherings in Albany, I need to go start a new thread.
  • RymRym
    You'll need to take both wet and kiln-dried weight for accurate comparison.

    Speaking of gatherings in Albany, I need to go start a new thread.
    I want to come to Albany the first weekend we're both free. I miss you guyz! ^_~

  • SquadronROESquadronROE
    I kind of go for 2, maybe 3 depending on what I eat the day before. Most of my poops are pretty massive, though. I mean, I have a friend who works in the department of sanitation and he had to update the db from fixed width to csv because of my poops.

    Also, I really think toilets should come with disposals.
  • IkatonoIkatono
    Since we're discussing standardized testing, and that happens to be the topic of my writing seminar research paper, for which I need a survey, can I get a poll for "Do you think that standardized testing can accurately measure a students writing ability?" "yes" "no"? I remember the good old days when I could have done this myself.
  • Anthony HemanAnthony Heman
    Theoretically or Pragmatically?
  • IkatonoIkatono
    Theoretically.
  • Anthony HemanAnthony Heman
    Yes.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    edited October 2012
    Or... Some people just don't eat as much food as you guys? :-P
    It's kinda funny actually... Pete doesn't eat that much food. I think he is over-estimating the amount of poop per poop occasion.

    I routinely create shitwhales that breach the surface of the porcelain sea. Sometimes it's more like a ziggurat - a poopurat, if I may - and other times, I produce lava flows sufficient to create new islands. I always flush twice.

    In short, no, I am not overestimating my poops.

    Post edited by TheWhaleShark on
  • AndrewAndrew
    edited October 2012
    Yeah, it was a rough couple days after I made my homemade chili...
    Post edited by Andrew on
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    edited October 2012
    I tend to make a few small poops a day. It gives me an excuse to take a break from homework.
    Post edited by Linkigi(Link-ee-jee) on
  • PeguPegu
    Can anyone recommend a good, affordable ($100-$200) preferably ($100-$150) hiking backpack? I've seen discussions of backpacks before and I know some of you have outdoor experience.
  • AmpAmp
    I came off some meds that had bunged me up for a while. Man its like a dam has broken, Im pooping all the time now.
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    I sometimes don't poop for 2 or 3 days at a time. If something really spicy is involved I can poop 2 or 3 times in a day.
  • SquadronROESquadronROE
    I sometimes don't poop for 2 or 3 days at a time. If something really spicy is involved I can poop 2 or 3 times in a day.
    Eat more fiber, kid.
  • RochelleRochelle
    Man, there is a proper thread for poop discussions!

    http://forum.frontrowcrew.com/index.php?p=/discussion/7266/toilet-visit-of-your-day/p2

    :P

    However, I love when people talk so openly about these things.
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    I sometimes don't poop for 2 or 3 days at a time. If something really spicy is involved I can poop 2 or 3 times in a day.
    Eat more fiber, kid.
    Eh, they're not overly hard or unpleasant bowel movements.
  • muppetmuppet
    You guys are gonna get a tale of Crohn's Disease like you've never ever wanted. Keep it up.
  • SquadronROESquadronROE
    You guys are gonna get a tale of Crohn's Disease like you've never ever wanted. Keep it up.
    I thought that was hereditary, not caused by poor eating habits.
  • muppetmuppet
    You guys are gonna get a tale of Crohn's Disease like you've never ever wanted. Keep it up.
    I thought that was hereditary, not caused by poor eating habits.
    What's that got to do with participation in a poop thread?
  • IkatonoIkatono
    You guys are gonna get a tale of Crohn's Disease like you've never ever wanted. Keep it up.
    I thought that was hereditary, not caused by poor eating habits.
    What's that got to do with participation in a poop thread?
    I think he interpreted "get a tale of Crohn's Disease" as "get Chohn's Disease".
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