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  • MosquitoboyMosquitoboy
    edited May 2011
    Hmmm, huge couch... Interesting idea. So much better for cuddling then my couch sized papasan.
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  • NukerjsrNukerjsr
    Note to self, steal Luke's couch.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    Note to self, steal Luke's couch.
    It's probably full of Luke's jizz. No, I'll get a couch just like it.

    Now, learning how to juggle, that's going to be the hard part.

    But yeah, that appears to be an awesome sexing couch.
  • Luke BurrageLuke Burrage
    Jizz stays in the condom, guys.
  • theknoxinatortheknoxinator
    Note to self, steal Luke's couch.
    It's probably full of lady juices.
    Probably more accurate.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    Probably more accurate.
    Touche.
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    We have the weirdest conversations.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    We have the weirdest conversations.
    Couch sex is pretty awesome. It does require the right couch, but the couch is a more interesting piece of furniture than the bed overall.
  • VigaViga
    *Viga's face is in a shocked state...in a good way*
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    Couch sex is pretty awesome. It does require the right couch, but the couch is a more interesting piece of furniture than the bed overall.
    I'm so glad I don't sleep on the couch when I visit you.
  • NuriNuri
    Couch sex is pretty awesome. It does require the right couch, but the couch is a more interesting piece of furniture than the bed overall.
    I'm so glad I don't sleep on the couch when I visit you.
    We don't sex on the couch. It's not a good sexing couch. You would be safe. :)
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    Couch sex is pretty awesome. It does require the right couch, but the couch is a more interesting piece of furniture than the bed overall.
    I'm so glad I don't sleep on the couch when I visit you.
    We don't sex on the couch. It's not a good sexing couch. You would be safe. :)
    This is the whole Rym and Scott chips and salsa thing all over again.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    edited May 2011
    It's not a good sexing couch.
    Yeah, it's really not, which is unfortunate. But it's really goddamn comfortable.

    The next time I buy a couch, I will buy it with sexing in mind.
    Post edited by TheWhaleShark on
  • VigaViga
    Hmmm. I think I will try out the couch tonight.
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    Hmmm. I think I will try out the couch tonight.
    If it's not a sexing couch, you and your beau face the danger of falling off during complex maneuvers. You've been warned.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    edited May 2011
    If it's not a sexing couch, you and your beau face the danger of falling off during complex maneuvers.
    Yes, but this can lead to much laughter and fun otherwise. Also, sex on the floor. Which is perfectly valid.

    Just don't land on anything...unfortunate.
    Post edited by TheWhaleShark on
  • VigaViga
    If it's not a sexing couch, you and your beau face the danger of falling off during complex maneuvers.
    Yes, but this can lead to much laughter and fun otherwise. Also, sex on the floor. Which is perfectly valid.

    Just don't land on anything...unfortunate.
    O.O

    *cleans around couch*

    Well, it is the green comfy couch of awesome yet ugliness. I think it'll do fine.
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    *Viga's face is in a shocked state...in a good way*
    Like this?
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  • VigaViga
    Uh...sorta.
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  • AmpAmp
    Bathrooms are fun but be weary, I have stitches in my knee as testament.
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    The girl from my last post asked me on a date to see Thor this Thorsday. I wasn't expecting it, and I'm more excited than I have any right to be - probably because I haven't really been on a date since last fall.
  • jlawson70jlawson70
    The girl from my last post asked me on a date to see Thor this Thorsday. I wasn't expecting it, and I'm more excited than I have any right to be - probably because I haven't really been on a date since last fall.
    Just a word of warning, once she sees Chris Hemsworth's bare chest, might be the last date the two of you go on...
  • Luke BurrageLuke Burrage
    Or the best date.
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    The girl from my last post asked me on a date to see Thor this Thorsday. I wasn't expecting it, and I'm more excited than I have any right to be - probably because I haven't really been on a date since last fall.
    Just a word of warning, once she sees Chris Hemsworth's bare chest, might be the last date the two of you go on...
    I just looked him up, he nearly makes the "people I would go gay for" list. So if she decided to go for him instead, I'd be right there with her.
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    I just looked him up, he nearly makes the "people I would go gay for" list. So if she decided to go for him instead, I'd be right there with her.
    Menage a trois?
  • DromaroDromaro
    Menage a trois?
    Giggidy.

    Also, my first gift for my gf of a few weeks now arrived today...

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  • NuriNuri
    Also, my first gift for my gf of a few weeks now arrived today...
    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AND WHY DO I NOT HAVE ONE?
  • SailSail
    Also, my first gift for my gf of a few weeks now arrived today...
    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AND WHY DO I NOT HAVE ONE?
    8-bit flower bouquet
  • DromaroDromaro
    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AND WHY DO I NOT HAVE ONE?
    Covered by Sail. Now, lets hope Kimmi has a similar reaction. =D
  • NuriNuri
    Genius. Flowers that don't die or rot, and can be wall-mounted or backed with a magnet and put on the fridge or any other magnetic surface. I must have one! No, I must have twenty!

    Or maybe I should finish washing that sheep Pete just bought me before I ask for any more stuff. Yeah, we'll go with that.
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