Just totally be like, "What, she said we had sex? It's cause we did. With my penis. She was all up in this. Yep." Say it rather casually, like nothing's a big deal.
I have to say that being a divorced male with an awesome job makes you highly sought after in the dating world. I'm amazed by the stories woman tell me about unemployed guys hitting on them and shit.
If I had known things would be this good I'd have gotten divorced years ago. It's like I'm 21 again and the woman of the world have suddenly decided that nerds are sexy!
I have to say that being a divorced male with an awesome job makes you highly sought after in the dating world. I'm amazed by the stories woman tell me about unemployed guys hitting on them and shit.
If I had known things would be this good I'd have gotten divorced years ago. It's like I'm 21 again and the woman of the world have suddenly decided that nerds are sexy!
Now we know why you haven't been around a lot lately! Whoring it up :-p
I have to say that being a divorced male with an awesome job makes you highly sought after in the dating world. I'm amazed by the stories woman tell me about unemployed guys hitting on them and shit.
If I had known things would be this good I'd have gotten divorced years ago. It's like I'm 21 again and the woman of the world have suddenly decided that nerds are sexy!
Now we know why you haven't been around a lot lately! Whoring it up :-p
You have no idea. Getting out of a bad situation does wonders for your life.
It's one of those things where while you are living through it you try and rationalize the problems away. You spend time wondering if it the problem really is you. Then, once you get away you realize just how bad things were.
Me during marriage: Yeah, she drove a nail through my head... but, it wasn't a rusty nail. Me after divorce: I can't believe that bitch drove a nail into my head! WTF was I thinking sticking around for so long?
(paraphrasing of course, no nails went into my head.)
It's one of those things where while you are living through it you try and rationalize the problems away. You spend time wondering if it the problem really is you. Then, once you get away you realize just how bad things were.
Good on you! More people need to be able to self-assess and make the choices that are best for them in the long run. It's good to have you back. ;^)
On the other hand, we are only getting one side of the story. Who knows, maybe she is on some other forum going "Tick was such a dick!" Well, in any case, if the general happiness of both parties has been increased by a split, good!
It's one of those things where while you are living through it you try and rationalize the problems away. You spend time wondering if it the problem really is you. Then, once you get away you realize just how bad things were.
Good on you! More people need to be able to self-assess and make the choices that are best for them in the long run. It's good to have you back. ;^)
On the other hand, we are only getting one side of the story. Who knows, maybe she is on some other forum going "Tick was such a dick!" Well, in any case, if the general happiness of both parties has been increased by a split, good!
She still calls and texts me to tell me I'm a dick!
Maybe you were, in some respects. Nobody is perfect. Like I said, I withhold judgement because I don't know about you, and I know that in some relationships the female partner can be verbally or physically abusive, but going on the fact that you just breezed in here to brag about your promiscuity, I can't say that I am completely convinced that you were a put upon paragon of virtue during the relationship. Anyway, as long as your kids are okay, that's well and good.
All fair points but I didn't say how many girlfriends I had sex with I merely pointed out that a man in my situation has a lot of opportunities.
I am a dick though and I don't deny it. But I'm the endearing sort of dick (in person). The kind of guy who causes all sorts of awkward situations but also has your back when you need it most.
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"What, she said we had sex? It's cause we did. With my penis. She was all up in this. Yep." Say it rather casually, like nothing's a big deal.
I swear, I think my mind jumps back to high school every once in a while...
If I had known things would be this good I'd have gotten divorced years ago. It's like I'm 21 again and the woman of the world have suddenly decided that nerds are sexy!
It's one of those things where while you are living through it you try and rationalize the problems away. You spend time wondering if it the problem really is you. Then, once you get away you realize just how bad things were.
Me during marriage: Yeah, she drove a nail through my head... but, it wasn't a rusty nail.
Me after divorce: I can't believe that bitch drove a nail into my head! WTF was I thinking sticking around for so long?
(paraphrasing of course, no nails went into my head.)
Well, in any case, if the general happiness of both parties has been increased by a split, good!
My girlfriends have been even happier. It's been like going from playing a COD game made by Treyarch on hardcore to one made by Infinity Ward on easy.
Like I said, I withhold judgement because I don't know about you, and I know that in some relationships the female partner can be verbally or physically abusive, but going on the fact that you just breezed in here to brag about your promiscuity, I can't say that I am completely convinced that you were a put upon paragon of virtue during the relationship.
Anyway, as long as your kids are okay, that's well and good.
I am a dick though and I don't deny it. But I'm the endearing sort of dick (in person). The kind of guy who causes all sorts of awkward situations but also has your back when you need it most.
"I AM SUCH A PARAGON."