Rule 6: Scott Rubin will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. His life is his own. Rule 6a: Scott Rubin is not a number. He is a free man. Rule 6b: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Rule 871, Section Heading: Parenting, 4.16(S) Survival of the fittest can and must be applied to all aspects of child rearing. If the child comes to harm, it is obviously inferior and does not deserve to live.
Rule 871, Section Heading: Parenting, Subsection: Appropriate Activities 79(B)(ii) Racing involving cars and other motorized vehicles are not only acceptable, but also encouraged, activities for young children.
Rule VII Every penny spent on that fancy office chair, from which Scott Rubin telepathically controls his minions and maintains his vast estates, was justified.
Rule 86, Section Heading: Sandwiches 62(i) Scott Rubin has no affliation with the sandwich commonly known as the "ruben", except that he is a Jew and that he enjoys eating said sandwich.
Wait... out of all the statements made about you, this is the one you dispute?!!
Rule 86, Section Heading: Sandwiches 62(i) Scott Rubin has no affliation with the sandwich commonly known as the "ruben", except that he is a Jew and that he enjoys eating said sandwich that the meat is not corned beef, but is in fact shavings from his various skin rashes and warts.
Rule X Scott Rubin gained his powers through accidental exposure to gamma radiation, and must now wander from town to town while he is pursued Army researchers intent upon using him for scientific experiments.
Rule 824.17 If everyone likes something, Scott Rubin must not like it. (a) If all of his friends concur that a certain science-fiction space drama created by Joss Whedon is wonderful, he will instantly develop a dislike to said show, regardless of its obvious awesomeness.
Scott Commandments: 1) I am the Lord your Scott; 2) You shall have no other scotts before me; 3) You shall not make for yourself an idol, unless it is of Scott and you sacrifice orangey to it; 4) You shall not make wrongful use of the name of Scott Rubin, unless it amuses Scott Rubin or his hetero-life-partner and lesser god, Rym; 5) Remember the Scottath and keep it holy, by playing Burning Wheel; 6) Honor your father and mother, unless Scott disagrees with them; 7) You shall not murder, unless commanded by Scott; 8) You shall not commit adultery, unless Scott finds you attractive and you happen to be married - and then you may only commit adultery with Scott Rubin while wearing woollen socks; 9) You shall not steal from Scott Rubin; 10) You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor, unless you watched him beat Scott at a video game, and Scott later decides that he in fact won the video game - at which time you must agree with Scott's revisionist history of said video game winning; 11) You shall not covet your neighbor's house, unless it is the Geek Haus which is so awesome that it must be coveted; 12) You shall not covet your neighbor's wife unless you are Scott Rubin and you have a hot neighbor that happens to be married.
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Rule 74(b) Scott Rubin should be kept away from children under the age of 3.
Rule 6a: Scott Rubin is not a number. He is a free man.
Rule 6b: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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Survival of the fittest can and must be applied to all aspects of child rearing. If the child comes to harm, it is obviously inferior and does not deserve to live.
Rule 871, Section Heading: Parenting, Subsection: Appropriate Activities
79(B)(ii)
Racing involving cars and other motorized vehicles are not only acceptable, but also encouraged, activities for young children.
Rule 840: Scott Rubin may cause drowsiness. Do not take while operating heavy machinery.
Rule 4080: Scott Rubin is shady.
62(i) Scott Rubin has no affliation with the sandwich commonly known as the "ruben", except that he is a Jew and that he enjoys eating said sandwich.
If everyone likes something, Scott Rubin must not like it.
(a) If all of his friends concur that a certain science-fiction space drama created by Joss Whedon is wonderful, he will instantly develop a dislike to said show, regardless of its obvious awesomeness.
1) I am the Lord your Scott;
2) You shall have no other scotts before me;
3) You shall not make for yourself an idol, unless it is of Scott and you sacrifice orangey to it;
4) You shall not make wrongful use of the name of Scott Rubin, unless it amuses Scott Rubin or his hetero-life-partner and lesser god, Rym;
5) Remember the Scottath and keep it holy, by playing Burning Wheel;
6) Honor your father and mother, unless Scott disagrees with them;
7) You shall not murder, unless commanded by Scott;
8) You shall not commit adultery, unless Scott finds you attractive and you happen to be married - and then you may only commit adultery with Scott Rubin while wearing woollen socks;
9) You shall not steal from Scott Rubin;
10) You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor, unless you watched him beat Scott at a video game, and Scott later decides that he in fact won the video game - at which time you must agree with Scott's revisionist history of said video game winning;
11) You shall not covet your neighbor's house, unless it is the Geek Haus which is so awesome that it must be coveted;
12) You shall not covet your neighbor's wife unless you are Scott Rubin and you have a hot neighbor that happens to be married.
Rule 34: See this thread
Rule 63: See this thread
Rule 34: If it Scott Rubin exists, there is porn of it him. No exceptions.