Rule ∞ Scott Rubin is the bone of his Podcast The Microphone is his body, the Internet is his blood. He has created over a thousand podcasts. Not known to post production Nor known to editing. Having withstood pain to create many podcasts. Yet his hands will never record anything. He has no regrets, this is the only path. His whole life has been Unlimited Podcast Works."
Rule 17: Gravity is not a law if Scott Rubin determines that it is not for the purposes of stimulating a "debate" that is actually an argument based on a false premise that Scott Rubin does not actually believe, just to be an asshole - with the unfortunate side-effect of turning off co-eds that thought Scott Rubin was cute until Scott Rubin opened his mouth.
Please tell me this actually happened. Please, please? I have a friend who is his very own worst enemy when it comes to the courtship of ladies because he feels that he must, in essence, "1up" them at every turn for them to like him. This includes starting arguments where there are none and taking positions in said arguments that should not exist in the mind of a rational human being.
Rule 17: Gravity is not a law if Scott Rubin determines that it is not for the purposes of stimulating a "debate" that is actually an argument based on a false premise that Scott Rubin does not actually believe, just to be an asshole - with the unfortunate side-effect of turning off co-eds that thought Scott Rubin was cute until Scott Rubin opened his mouth.
Please tell me this actually happened. Please, please? I have a friend who is his very own worst enemy when it comes to the courtship of ladies because he feels that he must, in essence, "1up" them at every turn for them to like him. This includes starting arguments where there are none and taking positions in said arguments that should not exist in the mind of a rational human being.
Yes, it happened. I believe more than once, but I am certain of at least one instance.
Who said you have the same quality judgment skills that I have?
Who ever said you had quality judgment skills at all?
It's implied. That's why you listen to my podcast, not the other way around.
I listen to a lot of shows that review movies, games, theatrical shows, etc. that I don't agree with because it is entertaining. Also, just because some people agree with you on a subject of taste doesn't make you correct.
Rule # 98 (a) There is not subjectivity. There is only what Scott Rubin likes and what Scott Rubin does not like. (b) What Scott Rubin likes equals what is good, high-quality, of merit, and interesting. What Scott Rubin does not like equals bad, poor quality, devoid of merit, and uninteresting. (c) Both (a) and (b) apply to the universe and all that dwell within it. (d) Scott Rubin's word not only describes what exists, but solidifies it place in existence.
Rule 201 Those that have podcasts must be correct in all areas of taste. If two podcasters disagree on an are of taste, see Rule 98.
That's not the pity defense. That's just my 100% eyeball protection defense. Unlike bosses in video games, I make sure it is impossible to hit my weak spots.
That's not the pity defense. That's just my 100% eyeball protection defense. Unlike bosses in video games, I make sure it is impossible to hit my weak spots.
That's not the pity defense. That's just my 100% eyeball protection defense. Unlike bosses in video games, I make sure it is impossible to hit my weak spots.
I hate people who turtle.
You play to win the game. Do whatever it takes to win.
That's not the pity defense. That's just my 100% eyeball protection defense. Unlike bosses in video games, I make sure it is impossible to hit my weak spots.
This isn't a stabby sword, a dagger, or an arrow. We are talking Nerf and pseudo-Nerf weaponry here. Closing your eyes is enough to prevent most damage, and a one armed defense suffices at close range. I make the point that you no longer defend any other sensitive bits in this position, and therefore have a fairly low actual defense overall.
That's not the pity defense. That's just my 100% eyeball protection defense. Unlike bosses in video games, I make sure it is impossible to hit my weak spots.
Your right, that's not the pitty defense, the pitty defense is when I am about to dunk you in the ocean and you just sit there and feign death or look really pittiful thus causing me to move on to someone who will put up a fight :-p
Rule Neo-moronic Green Tetrahedron of DOOOM, from subsection Greater White Fox of the Wide Plains of section Two thousand three hundred and twenty million twelve in the 87th print of the 21st book of Works by the Greater Scott Rubin as told by Scott Rubin: Scott's Box. Rule Neo-moronic Green Tetrahedron of DOOOM (a), from subsection Greater White Fox of the Wide Plains of section Two thousand three hundred and twenty million twelve in the 87th print of the 21st book of Works by the Greater Scott Rubin as told by Scott Rubin: Scott's Box concerns itself with informing it's followers about the comics worth ones time or small change, once every month. Rule Neo-moronic Green Tetrahedron of DOOOM (b), from subsection Greater White Fox of the Wide Plains of section Two thousand three hundred and twenty million twelve in the 87th print of the 21st book of Works by the Greater Scott Rubin as told by Scott Rubin: Scott's Box follows the Google formula of eternal beta.
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Rule 212: Scott's intelligence is only surpassed by is blinding arrogance.
Scott Rubin is the bone of his Podcast
The Microphone is his body, the Internet is his blood.
He has created over a thousand podcasts.
Not known to post production
Nor known to editing.
Having withstood pain to create many podcasts.
Yet his hands will never record anything.
He has no regrets, this is the only path.
His whole life has been Unlimited Podcast Works."
Rule ⑨:Scott Rubin is the Strongest.
Rule # 98
(a) There is not subjectivity. There is only what Scott Rubin likes and what Scott Rubin does not like.
(b) What Scott Rubin likes equals what is good, high-quality, of merit, and interesting. What Scott Rubin does not like equals bad, poor quality, devoid of merit, and uninteresting.
(c) Both (a) and (b) apply to the universe and all that dwell within it.
(d) Scott Rubin's word not only describes what exists, but solidifies it place in existence.
Rule 201
Those that have podcasts must be correct in all areas of taste. If two podcasters disagree on an are of taste, see Rule 98.
Unless you are under the age of 3, you can kick Scott Rubin's ass in a bare fisted fight.
I have zero qualms about aiming low.
(This is one of the funniest threads here! ^_^)
Rule Neo-moronic Green Tetrahedron of DOOOM (a), from subsection Greater White Fox of the Wide Plains of section Two thousand three hundred and twenty million twelve in the 87th print of the 21st book of Works by the Greater Scott Rubin as told by Scott Rubin: Scott's Box concerns itself with informing it's followers about the comics worth ones time or small change, once every month.
Rule Neo-moronic Green Tetrahedron of DOOOM (b), from subsection Greater White Fox of the Wide Plains of section Two thousand three hundred and twenty million twelve in the 87th print of the 21st book of Works by the Greater Scott Rubin as told by Scott Rubin: Scott's Box follows the Google formula of eternal beta.