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  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Did you manage the books for the mafia in a past life or something?
    When you grow up in or near Chicago, you learn a lot of "technically legal" ways to play with your earnings.
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    My grandpa died this afternoon.
  • gomidoggomidog
    I'm sorry, Kate. My condolences.
  • ninjarabbininjarabbi
    edited October 2010
    A zombie knowing Jew-Fu.
    Don't forget about ninjewtsu, jew-jitsu and Jewdo.
    My grandpa died this afternoon.
    I'm really sorry, I know how hard it was when my grandpa died.
    Post edited by ninjarabbi on
  • CremlianCremlian
    My grandpa died this afternoon.
    :-(
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    My grandpa died this afternoon.
    My deepest condolences to you and your family.
  • Luke BurrageLuke Burrage
    Long travel day, spent too long in an airport...

    Oh wait, someone's grandfather died.

    Shit.

    I'll shut up now.
  • RochelleRochelle
    My sincerest condolences Kate.
  • GeoGeo
    My sincerest condolences Kate.
  • theknoxinatortheknoxinator
    My sincerest condolences Kate.
  • NukerjsrNukerjsr
    My sincerest condolences Kate.
  • WalkerWalker
    I'm really sorry to hear that, Kate. :(
  • trogdor9trogdor9
    I swear to god if you guys start another pyramid I am going to kill someone.

    Sorry to hear that, Kate.
  • ProfPanglossProfPangloss
    Best wishes, and my condolences.
  • RailithRailith
    I'm sorry your grandpa died.

    In lighter news, I hurt my head while trying to do a handstand. I hope I didn't brain my damage.
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    My grandpa died this afternoon.
    I have nothing witty. Been there, it sucks, I'm sorry. :(
  • ninjarabbininjarabbi
    I swear to god if you guysstart another pyramidI am going to kill someone.
    Sounds like a challenge to me. Start....now!
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    Really not the time...
  • trogdor9trogdor9
    ... Seriously? Did you even click the link?
  • GreatTeacherMacRossGreatTeacherMacRoss
    image
    Pictures don't lie...(snicker)
  • RochelleRochelle
    Apparently no stores in my area carry Knorr Goulash mix. The only places that sells it is a military grocery store, where I cannot go there without my parents. My parents are busy tonight and I already bought all the other ingredients to make goulash.

    I was so pumped to make it tonight too.
  • CremlianCremlian
    Got work of Layoff's possibly hitting the company next Tuesday. I'll be working the polls all day that day. Further fail, IT is not necessarily immune.
  • PeguPegu
    I woke up late and am standing at a bus stop stealing someone's wifi.
  • NeitoNeito
    My clothing audit (see non-shit talk thread) came at the cost of acting up my dust sensitivity.
  • NukerjsrNukerjsr
    Just got my first police tickets. I've been meaning to get new tires for a while, but I got pulled over going down a hill. It was a speeding charge, for going 67 at a 55, but I the policeman gave me an additional ticket on my bad looking tire.

    /sigh.
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    the policeman gave me an additional ticket on my bad looking tire.
    What? They can DO that?
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    What? They can DO that?
    The police can do many things. You simply would not believe all the laws and regulations with regard to automobiles.
  • YoshoKatanaYoshoKatana
    I didn't triple-check my shipping address on Amazon, and now a package has been delivered a former employer of mine. Now I need to figure out when I can set an appointment, walk/taxi from Penn Station to Bryant Park (not far, but out of my way), and pick it up. Oh, also: This former employer is kind of a bitch.
  • GroverBombGroverBomb
    The scanner just shredded a contract dated 1965. Thankfully it was only a copy. Still, it was a 45 year old copy... I almost threw up when I heard the crunching sound of paper. Why are peripherals so anal retentive?
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    Don't use ADF on sensitive documents.
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