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  • Credit card info has been stolen, balls.
  • Credit card info has been stolen, balls.
    *looks at new entertainment system* wonder how I got this....
  • *looks at new entertainment system* wonder how I got this....
    No, it wasn't used for that. ^___~ You should ask him how he found out. :P
  • No, it wasn't used for that. ^___~ You should ask him how he found out. :P
    Everyone shall here the tale this weekend.
  • Don't use ADF on sensitive documents.
    Lesson learned. Usually I just go by how crumpled and frayed the pages already are. If they look like they won't go smoothly, no ADF. Now I've got a new rule for the sensitive docs. Will probably slow me down immensely, but it's the only way. I'm not willing to take that 1/1000 chance anymore.
  • No, it wasn't used for that. ^___~ You should ask him how he found out. :P
    Everyone shall here the tale this weekend.
    You're going to teleport us there or something? ^__~
  • edited October 2010
    Sonic, shame on you, that's the kind of thing petulant grammar-nazis would do.

    Chop-chop Master Onion would be disappointed in you.
    Post edited by Omnutia on
  • No, it wasn't used for that. ^___~ You should ask him how he found out. :P
    Everyone shallherethe tale this weekend.
    You're going to teleport us there or something? ^__~
    Darn, you figured out my teleporter hint. I was hoping it would be more of a surprise.
  • edited October 2010
    Say goodbye to the Wheels of Steel.

    Bigger fail: 22-year old mother kills baby for interrupting a game of Farmville.

    I am speechless.
    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • edited October 2010
    Washington state local man pleads guilty to sexually abusing a goat.

    Seriously?! WTF. First horse fucker guy who dies, now a goat fucker. Stop this weird shit Washingtonian men.
    Post edited by Rochelle on
  • edited October 2010
    Florida tries to ban sex with animals, but it fails again.
    You’d think an anti-bestiality law would be a slam dunk to pass, but apparently not in Florida. In spite of vocal complaints from residents about the issue and a major push from Democratic State Senator Nan Rich, a provision making bestiality illegal failed to pass in Florida legislature this week; the state now remains one of several without specific legislation on the matter.
    I hate this fucking state.
    Post edited by Vhdblood on
  • Is it really that clear-cut an issue?
  • I think its sad we have to have a law against it.
  • Trying to write back to a friend of mine from Japan who I've been out of contact with and I'm struck with an unexpectedly strong wave of sadness and regret.
  • I think its sad we have to have a law against it.
    Is it not sad that we need laws against murder, rape, and theft as well?
  • I think its sad we have to have a law against it.
    Is it not sad that we need laws against murder, rape, and theft as well?
    We have laws against murder, rape and theft. We need laws against bestiality.
  • Of the many things people do to animals, why are we so concerned with sex?
  • Of the many things people do to animals, why are we so concerned with sex?
    Because an animal is incapable of consenting to any sexual activity.
  • Of the many things people do to animals, why are we so concerned with sex?
    Because an animal is incapable of consenting to any sexual activity.
    Neither do they consent to us killing them for their meat and other goodies.
  • It looks like the NY TAP is giving me less money, and so I will have to pay more each quarter now...It looks like it'll go up from 3000 a quarter to 4000 or 5000 a quarter that we have to pay out of pocket, or with bank loans...FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  • Of the many things people do to animals, why are we so concerned with sex?
    Because an animal is incapable of consenting to any sexual activity.
    Neither do they consent to us killing them for their meat and other goodies.
    Exactly my point. If consent is the issue and animals are incapable of consent, then they cannot consent to anything we do to them and so anything we do to animals is unacceptable; killing in particular is one that stands out, but it would also be unacceptable to keep them as pets as well.
  • More tax stuff. I've just been told I can't use a flat rate for travel expense claims on a trip by trip basis. I took 184 days as work trips in 45 different countries, with many days at sea where I don't touch any country. Fuck.
  • It boggles my mind the sheer quantity of money I burn through every month.
  • It boggles my mind the sheer quantity of money I burn through every month.
    You too? Sometimes it's hard to remember where it all goes!
  • It boggles my mind the sheer quantity of money I burn through every month.
    You too? Sometimes it's hard to remember where it all goes!
    As long as you're still in the black, I fail to see how that is a problem.
  • My car's battery is kaput, there goes $100.
  • edited November 2010
    My car's battery is kaput, there goes $100.
    That happened to me in May.

    ALSO: The bourbon has effected me far more than I originally thought. I remember now why I don't usually drink hard liquor. No more straight hard liquor, lesson relearned.
    Post edited by George Patches on
  • No more straight hard liquor, lesson relearned.
    We'll be needing your Man License. Security will escort you out.
  • edited November 2010
    We'll be needing your Man License. Security will escort you out.
    Yay! George can join us now! Let's have a makeover party!
    Post edited by Rochelle on
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