I cannot figure out which this fits best in so I will put it in both. Apparently men in Egypt want to have sex with their wives up to 6 hours after their death. Also, they want to limit women's rights.
We're assigned to breakroom cleaning groups at work. Once a month, the designated group goes through the lunchroom, discards unclaimed items from the fridge, and cleans everything. There is a publicly posted schedule for all of the groups.
Last week was my group's turn, and I guess we pissed someone off. Today, someone had written "twits" on the schedule, with an arrow pointing to our slot from last week.
"Twits?" Who even says that? I ain't even mad, bro - just label your shit next time.
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The Domino's video: That's a lot of bikes.
God, I love Tim Curry.
Well, I'm never walking again.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/03/sports/football/junior-seau-famed-nfl-linebacker-dies-at-43-in-apparent-suicide.html
Last week was my group's turn, and I guess we pissed someone off. Today, someone had written "twits" on the schedule, with an arrow pointing to our slot from last week.
"Twits?" Who even says that? I ain't even mad, bro - just label your shit next time.