To all those in the tropics or Southern hemisphere, fuck you. Feel free to be jelly of us in 4 months or so when the tables turn. Beware the day when I succeed in my plan to make the table never turn back your way.
To all those in the tropics or Southern hemisphere, fuck you. Feel free to be jelly of us in 4 months or so when the tables turn. Beware the day when I succeed in my plan to make the table never turn back your way.
Four months? Nah. The lowest we get around winter is around 12-15 Celsius during the day - still shirtsleeve weather - and maybe 6-8 at night, and our days don't change length by a huge amount. The climate here is pretty fucking awesome.
However, I am full effect jelly right now, I miss snow so bad.
It is not snowing and that's all I care about. I can handle the cold and the rain right now. There are times I think about the beach in Hawaii. It truly is nice and loverly, but I Washington.
it would currently be more efficient to traverse my town by dog sled rather than by car at the moment. Two days of nonstop snow and all of it accumulating...
My plans to give away this winter are the following:
A. A cruise through the Mediterranean from Greece to Portugal, and then the part I'm really not looking forward to, up to England. B. Two days in England. I don't imagine this will be very warm, but properly warmer than it is here in Berlin. C. A cruise across the Atlantic from Madeira to Barbados. D. A cruise in the Caribbean. E. A cruise from Fort Lauderdale to Brazil, and then all the way up the Amazon to Manaus. F. Not sure what happened after that, but I hope to get a cruise to Antarctica. I'll see how it goes.
How to know you have the right job, CS edition: When fixing a bug, the harder it is to figure out what the problem is, the more proud you are of the steps you had to go through to get it done. It's not the fact that you fixed it, it's the amount of hackery you had to go through to fix it.
I have the biggest craving for a sardine sandwich. Goddammit, it is Zero degrees Womanheit outside and I am actually considering leaving the Keep to go get tinned sardines.
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However, I am full effect jelly right now, I miss snow so bad.
Angry winter babby forming! Mead in the halls! AXE BATTLE IN THE BLIZZARD.
EDIT: Holy shit, I'm now writing a song called Axe Battle In The Blizzard.
A. A cruise through the Mediterranean from Greece to Portugal, and then the part I'm really not looking forward to, up to England.
B. Two days in England. I don't imagine this will be very warm, but properly warmer than it is here in Berlin.
C. A cruise across the Atlantic from Madeira to Barbados.
D. A cruise in the Caribbean.
E. A cruise from Fort Lauderdale to Brazil, and then all the way up the Amazon to Manaus.
F. Not sure what happened after that, but I hope to get a cruise to Antarctica. I'll see how it goes.
"I defecate on it!"
"Roll."
Or gado gado curry.