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FRCF Secret Santa 2012

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  • Giant bag of dildos?
  • Tastefully NSFW is cool with me. Like, I can put a book with nude photography on my coffee table with the Erlenmeyer filled with sunflowers, but hardcore porn is just silly.
  • The classier, the better. NSFW and classy are not mutually exclusive. :D
  • The classier, the better. NSFW and classy are not mutually exclusive. :D
    This.

  • I may or may not have a Twilight poster signed by tara strong for my santaee.
  • I'm fine with cool NSFW stuff. If it's just porn, I can find that for free on the internet. Also pony NSFW will make me sad.
  • edited November 2012
    My Santee is getting a jumbo box of disposable red-and-green Christmas-themed cock rings and a tube of festive eggnog-flavored lube.
    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • My Santee is getting a jumbo box of disposable red-and-green Christmas-themed cock rings and a tube of festive eggnog-flavored lube.
    Don't forget the Cigar Dildo!

  • Giant bag of dildos?
    Only if there's a wide variety.
  • My Santee is getting a jumbo box of disposable red-and-green Christmas-themed cock rings and a tube of festive eggnog-flavored lube.
    Don't forget the Cigar Dildo!
    Special "Elf" Fleshlights for the boys, "Santa's Little Helper" vibrators for the ladies.

    Classy NSFW FRCF Secret Santa.
  • I'm glad to hear these answers.
  • My Santee is getting a jumbo box of disposable red-and-green Christmas-themed cock rings and a tube of festive eggnog-flavored lube.
    Don't forget the Cigar Dildo!
    Special "Elf" Fleshlights for the boys, "Santa's Little Helper" vibrators for the ladies.

    Classy NSFW FRCF Secret Santa.
    Kickstart it.

  • edited November 2012
    My Santee is getting a jumbo box of disposable red-and-green Christmas-themed cock rings and a tube of festive eggnog-flavored lube.
    Fingers crossed so hard they're broken.
    Post edited by P_TOG on
  • edited November 2012
    My Santee is getting a jumbo box of disposable red-and-green Christmas-themed cock rings and a tube of festive eggnog-flavored lube.
    Don't forget the Cigar Dildo!
    Special "Elf" Fleshlights for the boys, "Santa's Little Helper" vibrators for the ladies.

    Classy NSFW FRCF Secret Santa.
    Zelda Dildo still wins for best NSFW gift given in a secret Santa.
    Post edited by Coldguy on
  • My Santee is getting a jumbo box of disposable red-and-green Christmas-themed cock rings and a tube of festive eggnog-flavored lube.
    Don't forget the Cigar Dildo!
    Special "Elf" Fleshlights for the boys, "Santa's Little Helper" vibrators for the ladies.

    Classy NSFW FRCF Secret Santa.
    Zelda Dildo still wins for best NSFW gift given in a secret Santa.
    Was it in the shape of the Master Sword?

  • My Santee is getting a jumbo box of disposable red-and-green Christmas-themed cock rings and a tube of festive eggnog-flavored lube.
    Don't forget the Cigar Dildo!
    Special "Elf" Fleshlights for the boys, "Santa's Little Helper" vibrators for the ladies.

    Classy NSFW FRCF Secret Santa.
    Zelda Dildo still wins for best NSFW gift given in a secret Santa.
    Was it in the shape of the Master Sword?

    Nope but while in "use" it plays the zelda 1 dungeon theme.
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    I hope none of you guys need relevant any time soon, because I spent it all on this picture.
  • I think I already figured out a good gift for my santee.
  • Greg, you just won all of my feels. Dat show.
  • I think that show was during the end of my time. I just didn't find it funny at all.

    Also, I think I know what I'm going to do, but it's going to be time consuming. Hmm. I have other projects going on so my present may not arrive in time for Christmas.
  • Greg, you just won all of my feels. Dat show.
    That show was classic. I feel like I've seen at least 95% of the episodes.
  • I think that show was during the end of my time. I just didn't find it funny at all.

    Also, I think I know what I'm going to do, but it's going to be time consuming. Hmm. I have other projects going on so my present may not arrive in time for Christmas.
    That's how I feel about Spongebob. I was just on the other side of the intended demographic.
  • I think that show was during the end of my time. I just didn't find it funny at all.

    Also, I think I know what I'm going to do, but it's going to be time consuming. Hmm. I have other projects going on so my present may not arrive in time for Christmas.
    That's how I feel about Spongebob. I was just on the other side of the intended demographic.
    How do you feel about the Warner Bros. cartoons?

    Spongebob is just a rehash of the cartoons made in the '30s and '40s. Comic misuse of body parts, word play, outlandish premises -- all the same conceptual humor. EEnE was more of a Avery/Jones school of humor. It stemmed from a group of pranksters trying to scheme caricatures, but are inevitably defeated often by their own incompetance.

    /western animation nerd
  • Im now worried that Im going to get a hand made dildo based upon this discussion...
  • Conversation when I was given $1000.

    "What are you going to do with it?"

    "I don't know."

    "Well don't do anything gay with it!"

    "What would be something gay you would do with a thousand dollars?"

    "Well don't go buy a bunch of dildos or something."
  • Im just worried I'll get some sort of hard carved 10 inch hard wood masterpiece. I mean the crafts man shit on the vains would be steller but you know, I can't put that on the mantelpiece.
  • It has begun, I have purchased my santee said gift, (yes I shop for gifts before Black Friday), to the Santee all I have to say is enjoy it.
  • I might ask some people for help with mine. (S)he wrote me a really generic letter.
  • A friend of mine made a steam powered dildo once. It was pretty cool (and was, ahem, safe to use).

    I agree with Wub, Pangloss, and Linkigi: Classy NSWF stuff is cool, as are knicknacs and small antiques. Brass opera glasses? Tin soldiers? Small, remote-controlled zepplin? Yes please.
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