Obviously, you find ones that are in a relationship where they are with someone who doesn't communicate and then you steal them away using your superior "communication" skills.
This is basically how Nuri and I got together. True story.
You wish. I didn't have to break up with the other BF to date you. It just so happened that he was being a dumbass. It would have ended regardless of whether we hooked up or not. :P
You wish. I didn't have to break up with the other BF to date you. It just so happened that he was being a dumbass. It would have ended regardless of whether we hooked up or not. :P
Shhh. You're ruining my story. :P
And besides, you would've had to break up with him to date me, because he had a problem with it. And I know I at least helped catalyze that. So there!
The moral here is to just be as awesome as possible at all times.
The whole "gentleman/lady" manner constructs annoy me. Just treat people with respect, kindness and courtesy or, failing that, basic civility. Different rules based on gender are just silly. If you are interested in someone that is in a relationship, then make your interest known without being pushy and then let it be. If the person reciprocates your feelings, define the various relationships. However, if the person isn't interested or continues in a monogamous relationship with someone else, then continue as friends and move on.
The whole "gentleman/lady" manner constructs annoy me. Just treat people with respect, kindness and courtesy or, failing that, basic civility. Different rules based on gender are just silly.
This is the position I have been arguing for all day. I agree, wholeheartedly.
Oh, it's disgusting, sure. But a lot of the best jokes are horrifically disgusting, and this one happens to be a Snoop Dogg track covered by Ben Folds.
Ever sit in a circle and tell The Aristocrats with friends? Good times.
Don't quote me!
1) Why not? 2) I didn't specify a last name. Could've been any Luke. Y'know.
It's classic lyrics at that too. Would you call out Shakespear?
Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap? Ophelia: No, my lord. Hamlet: I mean, my head upon your lap? Ophelia: Ay, my lord. Hamlet: Do you think I meant country matters?
It's classic lyrics at that too. Would you call out Shakespear?
Wow. Did you just equate Snoop to the Bard? LOL. The lyrics aren't funny or well written. I make sexists jokes, but there simply isn't anything funny about the lyrics.
EDIT: Lude jokes and tongue-in-cheek innuendo are different from hate-speech filled lyrics with no comedic value.
So... my Valentine's Day was rocking and sexy. I woke up alone, got up, and then fell asleep again on the couch until about 3pm. In the evening I went out for thai food by myself, and then watched a movie at home, by myself. Then I had a juggling session, and now I'm making plans for a date on Wednesday. Yay me.
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And besides, you would've had to break up with him to date me, because he had a problem with it. And I know I at least helped catalyze that. So there!
The moral here is to just be as awesome as possible at all times.
If you are interested in someone that is in a relationship, then make your interest known without being pushy and then let it be. If the person reciprocates your feelings, define the various relationships. However, if the person isn't interested or continues in a monogamous relationship with someone else, then continue as friends and move on.
Ever sit in a circle and tell The Aristocrats with friends? Good times. 1) Why not?
2) I didn't specify a last name. Could've been any Luke. Y'know.
Ophelia: No, my lord.
Hamlet: I mean, my head upon your lap?
Ophelia: Ay, my lord.
Hamlet: Do you think I meant country matters?
The lyrics aren't funny or well written. I make sexists jokes, but there simply isn't anything funny about the lyrics.
EDIT: Lude jokes and tongue-in-cheek innuendo are different from hate-speech filled lyrics with no comedic value.