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  • Sorry guy, I'm just not that scheming.
    There is a difference between murder and mercy killing.
  • A gentleman treats a lady right regardless of her relationships.
    What if "treating her right" must involve a violation of the gentlmen's code? Scandalous!

    A true gentleman knows when not to be.
    The gentleman's code makes exceptions.
  • edited February 2011
    Just keep yo pimp hand strong.
    Why stop at one? I like to keep all of my pimp appendages strong.
    Post edited by TheWhaleShark on
  • I want to author a book entitled "The Gentleman Pimp."
  • I want to author a book entitled "The Gentleman Pimp."
    Too late.
  • Obviously, you find ones that are in a relationship where they are with someone who doesn't communicate and then you steal them away using your superior "communication" skills.
    This is basically how Nuri and I got together. True story.
    You wish. I didn't have to break up with the other BF to date you. It just so happened that he was being a dumbass. It would have ended regardless of whether we hooked up or not. :P
  • My philosphy is....
    A gentleman treats a lady right regardless of her relationships.
    But
    keep yo pimp hand strong.
  • Don't quote me!
  • You wish. I didn't have to break up with the other BF to date you. It just so happened that he was being a dumbass. It would have ended regardless of whether we hooked up or not. :P
    Shhh. You're ruining my story. :P

    And besides, you would've had to break up with him to date me, because he had a problem with it. And I know I at least helped catalyze that. So there!

    The moral here is to just be as awesome as possible at all times.
  • edited February 2011
    The whole "gentleman/lady" manner constructs annoy me. Just treat people with respect, kindness and courtesy or, failing that, basic civility. Different rules based on gender are just silly.
    If you are interested in someone that is in a relationship, then make your interest known without being pushy and then let it be. If the person reciprocates your feelings, define the various relationships. However, if the person isn't interested or continues in a monogamous relationship with someone else, then continue as friends and move on.
    Post edited by Kate Monster on
  • edited February 2011
    Don't quote me!
    Too late.
    The whole "gentleman/lady" manner constructs annoy me. Just treat people with respect, kindness and courtesy or, failing that, basic civility. Different rules based on gender are just silly.
    This is the position I have been arguing for all day. I agree, wholeheartedly.
    Post edited by GreyHuge on
  • Bitches aint shit but hos and tricks.
  • Bitches aint shit but hos and tricks.
    I know that was probably meant humorously, but that is just disgusting.
  • Bitches aint shit but hos and tricks.
    I know that was probably meant humorously, but that is just disgusting.
  • Bitches aint shit but hos and tricks.
    I know that was probably meant humorously, but that is just disgusting.
    With all due respect, you can lick on deez nuts and suck the dick:
  • It's lyrics
    And that makes it not disgusting how?
  • I dont see it as disgusting. Maybe demeaning. Not disgusting.
  • edited February 2011
    It's lyrics
    And that makes it not disgusting how?
    Oh, it's disgusting, sure. But a lot of the best jokes are horrifically disgusting, and this one happens to be a Snoop Dogg track covered by Ben Folds.

    Ever sit in a circle and tell The Aristocrats with friends? Good times.
    Don't quote me!
    1) Why not?
    2) I didn't specify a last name. Could've been any Luke. Y'know.
    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • It's classic lyrics at that too. Would you call out Shakespear?
  • Listen, listen, listen... Honey, ho is merely short for honey.
  • edited February 2011
    It's classic lyrics at that too. Would you call out Shakespear?
    Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
    Ophelia: No, my lord.
    Hamlet: I mean, my head upon your lap?
    Ophelia: Ay, my lord.
    Hamlet: Do you think I meant country matters?
    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • You guys best not piss off Kate or she'll piss on you. XD
  • That's real conversation for your ass.
  • edited February 2011
    It's classic lyrics at that too. Would you call out Shakespear?
    Wow. Did you just equate Snoop to the Bard? LOL.
    The lyrics aren't funny or well written. I make sexists jokes, but there simply isn't anything funny about the lyrics.

    EDIT: Lude jokes and tongue-in-cheek innuendo are different from hate-speech filled lyrics with no comedic value.
    Post edited by Kate Monster on
  • It's actually Dr. Dre song guys, btw.
  • It's actually Dr. Dre song guys, btw.
    Yeah, I fucked that one up.
  • So... my Valentine's Day was rocking and sexy. I woke up alone, got up, and then fell asleep again on the couch until about 3pm. In the evening I went out for thai food by myself, and then watched a movie at home, by myself. Then I had a juggling session, and now I'm making plans for a date on Wednesday. Yay me.
  • edited February 2011
    In conjunction with your previous post, that is one of the saddest things I have ever seen. :P
    Post edited by Walker on
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