There is a cute girl at work but she looks so much better with glasses than with contacts.
It was statistically proven that women with glasses are more attractive. Just do a search on Google Images for "nerd hot" and witness how many wear glasses.
A surprising number also have boobs hanging out all over the place. I never really thought of that as nerd hot
Specifically girls with glasses. There is a cute girl at work but she looks so much better with glasses than with contacts. It kind of suprised me :S
I don't think that's very uncommon. I too think a lot of guys look more handsome with glasses than without. (and certain girls cuter, but on guys its almost always the thin square-y glasses that look good, on girls you gotta find the right pair..)
My 'Capstone' was officially accepted today, which is a bit like a culinary Thesis paper. I'm only about a month away from graduating and being done with school forever and ever =D.
I am convinced that Verizon is trying to trick me into switching from my unlimited data plan to a 5Gb 4G plan. They have called me twice with the same offer (even after I refused the first time): "You'll be paying $10 less per month and getting faster internet speeds." They fail to mention that the plan they are recommending has overage charges if I go over a mere fifth my current usage, and they claim that my area has 4G coverage (I have checked, it doesn't).
Hey Verizon: I'll stop using "lots" of your 3G bandwidth once you can offer any alternative where I live. DSL would be fine.
Oy, it's like my brain took all the worst dreams and combined them into a compilation dream. It was a kind of nightmare I've never had before. There wasn't anything scary, it was just a series of really stressful and realistic situations. Except for the wild west gun fight, I mean.
Not sure if that's proper French grammar or if that English saying translates at all. Quick google search suggests "On est ce que l'on mange" is more correct.
EDIT: For those who don't speak French (or my horrible abomination at it), I'm implying that I eat dicks.
I've been supervising a group of French college students this past month and they'd all giggle every time I'd say "a little bit" or "in a bit". I was all sorts of confused until they let me in on the joke.
I was added into a FB group for my High School's Alumni. I'm thinking of leaving it because the lady that added me in keeps sending out mass messages about reunions that have nothing to do with me, because I only just graduated last year.
I was added into a FB group for my High School's Alumni. I'm thinking of leaving it because the lady that added me in keeps sending out mass messages about reunions that have nothing to do with me, because I only just graduated last year.
I picked up some french fries from Burger King and a Cappuccino slushy from a corner store. For some reason, the two combined together were causing an orgy in my mouth (feel free to quote out of context).
Maybe it was because I had a long ride today and that was the first food I'd eaten; carbs are especially amazing when the body is low on energy.
That doesn't seem damning in my opinion. It seems very niche, though.
It's just so oddly phrased. It'd be totally fine if it was "I write romance stories", but the way she put it both confused me and made me laugh. It's very specific.
That doesn't seem damning in my opinion. It seems very niche, though.
It's just so oddly phrased. It'd be totally fine if it was "I write romance stories", but the way she put it both confused me and made me laugh. It's very specific.
Yeah, even if it is "I write scripts for porn movies" is not really damning, in fact I'd love to know a porn screenwriter.
That doesn't seem damning in my opinion. It seems very niche, though.
It's just so oddly phrased. It'd be totally fine if it was "I write romance stories", but the way she put it both confused me and made me laugh. It's very specific.
Yeah, even if it is "I write scripts for porn movies" is not really damning, in fact I'd love to know a porn screenwriter.
Wait, you mean there are people whose whole job is to write nothing but sex scenes?
P: So, how's the screenplay coming along? S: Oh man, It's coming along great! P: Really? S: You have no idea. And I really put a lot of research into this one. P: What do you mean? S: Plumbers! I mean, sure, a lot of them are kinda fat and ugly, but there are more attractive ones than you'd think. P: Well, at least we have some realism. S: And that ain't the half of it! Some of them really do get offered to be paid with sex! P: No shit? S: Well, sometimes there is, but, you know, they are plumbers; I think it comes with the territory. P: True... So? S: No, I'm not writing that into the script. P: Yeah, sorry. I know that kind of stuff was more Mike's forte', but since the incident... S: Yeah, It was a dark day for all of us in the writing department. They share a moment of silence. P: So what about Pizza Delivery guys? S: Eh... P: "Eh..."? S: Yeah. Let's just say that unless you want to COMPLETELY skew away from authenticity, you're going to have to cast a lot of either pimply faced teenagers or mexicans. P: Hey! What's wrong with mexicans?! S: Nothing! The thing is, the mexicans at the pizza places I went to, well... let's just say they were less Ricardo Montalban and more Carlos Garcia. P: *cringes* S: Yeah. Not exactly sexytime material. P: Alright, well, have the plumber script ready by friday. S: Okay. Want me to look into the electrician idea too? P: Nah, let's save that for "Very Desperate Housewives 19".
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(Is this sexy?)
A surprising number also have boobs hanging out all over the place. I never really thought of that as nerd hot
Hey Verizon: I'll stop using "lots" of your 3G bandwidth once you can offer any alternative where I live. DSL would be fine.
/complainingontheinternet
EDIT: lol I meant "J'ai un grand bit", but I'm leaving that original one. Not sure if being a big dick means the same here in English as in French.
Not sure if that's proper French grammar or if that English saying translates at all. Quick google search suggests "On est ce que l'on mange" is more correct.
EDIT: For those who don't speak French (or my horrible abomination at it), I'm implying that I eat dicks.
That, and I looked at her profile.
Maybe it was because I had a long ride today and that was the first food I'd eaten; carbs are especially amazing when the body is low on energy.
Also DOSbox.
Also Windows Compatibility Layer / Wine.