All I'm saying is, ass-to-mouth is already dirty with a wiped ass. So, if you really want to go ass-to-mouth - if the burning desire in your heart is just too strong to ignore - then just do it, wiping be damned!
See, at U of I, they tell us that being a biology student makes you a biologist, as you are a person in the devoted to the systematic pursuit of knowledge (a scientist) within the field of biology. I like that line of thought.
See, at U of I, they tell us that being a biology student makes you a biologist, as you are a person in the devoted to the systematic pursuit of knowledge (a scientist) within the field of biology. I like that line of thought.
No doubt, but here in Kentucky (and I can't really speak for any of the 49 lesser states) if you say "I'm a Biologist" someone will ask "Oh you've got your degree?" and then it goes downhill from there.
We could form a tag-team. You could say pretentious music things and then I could justify them from a scientific standpoint.
I'll provide the pretentious beer to drink while we look down on those who are less than us.
Just you wait until I'll be able to say "As a doctor..."
That's my endgame too. We will be so goddamn fucking smart. We will drink so much awesome beer and be so awesome that everyone will go "Look at all those awesome men with their awesome beer. Look how awesome they are. I wish we could be that awesome, but that's impossible."
We could form a tag-team. You could say pretentious music things and then I could justify them from a scientific standpoint.
I'll provide the pretentious beer to drink while we look down on those who are less than us.
Just you wait until I'll be able to say "As a doctor..."
That's my endgame too. We will be so goddamn fucking smart.
Well, as someone who has been published, I can honestly say we will be the walk of the town.
They will say, "Look at their papers. Look at the letters on their diplomas with fancy seals. Look at their nonchalant disdain for us and our opinions. Truly, we are small, and they are giants."
As the reincarnated witch god of an ancient minoan cult, I can inform you that such acts can quickly loose effectiveness.
Though I make light of this, think of how many titles you could give yourself that would seem impressive but aren't actually valid "Qualified homoeopathist, faith healer, experienced astrologist, etc..".
I would hope people would stop you if you started with "As an honest politician.."
That's my endgame too. We will be so goddamn fucking smart. We will drink so much awesome beer and be so awesome that everyone will go "Look at all those awesome men with their awesome beer. Look how awesome they are. I wish we could be that awesome, but that's impossible."
There needs to be a commercial of some sort with that as a voiceover. I can imagine it quite vividly.
Well, as someone who has been published, I can honestly say we will be the walk of the town.
You know what's funny about publishing? A few weeks ago, I found out that I was credited as the third author on like 4 different papers. I had no idea.
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Though I make light of this, think of how many titles you could give yourself that would seem impressive but aren't actually valid "Qualified homoeopathist, faith healer, experienced astrologist, etc..".
I would hope people would stop you if you started with "As an honest politician.."
Ahahaha. Ha.