Why were the jews really wandering in the desert for 40 years? Someone said they dropped a nickle.
Three Jewish mothers are sitting on a bench in Brent Cross shopping centre talking about (what else?) how much their sons love them. Sadie says "You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My son, Arnold, bought that for me for my 75th birthday. What a good boy he is and how much he loves his mother." Minnie says,"You call that love? You know the Mercedes I just got for Mother's Day? That's from my son Bernie. What a doll." Shirley says "That's nothing. You know my son Stanley? He's in analysis with a psychoanalyst in Harley Street. Five session a week. And what does he talk about? Me."
Also good:
Hetty, a little old lady, gets onto a crowded bus in Hendon in the middle of a heat-wave and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her hand to her chest, Hetty says to the girl, "If you knew what I have, you would give me your seat." The girl gets up and gives up the seat to Hetty. The girl then takes out a fan and starts to fan herself. Hetty looks up and says, "If you knew what I have, you would give me that fan." The girl gives Hetty her fan. A short while later, Hetty gets up and says to the bus driver, "Stop, I want to get off here." The bus driver tells her he has to drop her at the next bus stop, not in the middle of the road. Her hand across her chest, Hetty tells the driver, "If you knew what I have, you would let me out here." The bus driver pulls over and lets Hetty out. As she's walking out of the bus, he asks, "Madam, what is it that you have?" "Chutzpah," Hetty replies.
Q: What did the waiter ask the group of Jewish mothers? A: "Is anything OK?"
Previously on "Weird/Cool Shit Peter sees while walking around Seattle University and the surrounding areas of Capitol Hill, Central Seattle, Downtown, Little Saigon and the rest of the International District" or W/CSPSWWASUATSAOHCSDLSATROTID: And now in a special Tacoma excursion, we knew that born-again Christians weren't that smart, but it turns out they can't even spell the chapters of the only book they have read: Furthermore, some person with an ironic flair decided to deposit their unused wrapping atop the selection of Strawberry Panic! manga as a warning to innocent yuri fans, indicating that even though we are promised pretty things from the package when we open it up we are greeted with the disappointment of no substance:
[4:58:23 PM] churba: Goddamnit, I just realised [4:58:42 PM] churba: The FRC breakfast club(It's always breakfast somewhere) has been going on longer than any relationship I've had [4:58:54 PM] MC Walker: Ahaha [4:58:56 PM] churba: Including the one where I nearly got married [4:59:07 PM] churba: Wait. [4:59:13 PM] churba: Does that mean I have to marry y'all now? [5:01:20 PM]MC Walker: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkXLNWNBOz0
Also, this means that the initial FRC Breakfast Club(Initially Grey, Gunter, Nine and I) Have wished each other happy Christmas, New years, easter, and other holidays, as well as celebrated individual birthdays three times, including this year, as well as three years of celebrating academic, financial, employment, romantic and personal achievements.
Dawg, progSHELL, why you wanna go to Tacoma for? I have left the safety of Seattle for Tacoma three times, and only one was a good decision. The other two respectively smelled of dog shit, and almost killed me.
I guess you coulda been visiting Ro, though, which is cool.
I go to Seattle University, but I my parent's house is in Gig Harbor and I went to high school in Tacoma. I don't think it smells that bad, especially if you stick the the section closest to the Narrows Bridge. For those firmiliar with the area, the bricks are from the front of Life Christian, the school down the road from Bellarmine, my high school. Seriously, Tacoma's only a good place if you live there or you want to visit the Point Defiance Zoo, which is pretty awesome. It's gotten much better since I've lived there.
P.S. Can you think of anyone else who lives in Western Washington on these forums, apart from you, myself, and Ro?
Benefit of being home sick: Cornbread pancakes may be had.
Lies! You're only home sick because you didn't get enough sleep from playing too much Minecraft.
By "sick" I mean, "I drank a whole big thing of Mountain Dew yesterday to stave off work exhaustion and stay alert for the podcast, and then stomped around all night unable to sleep, so now I'm sleep-deprived and hallucinating slightly. Are you real?"
Weird question: Does anyone know the brand name of those motorized bookcases on tracks you find in university libraries that open to a shelf on demand and can fit about 20 double-sided shelves in the space five with an aisle per side would usually take?
I need it for a project I'm researching. "Motorized bookshelf" on google only turns up this fun clip:
Weird question: Does anyone know the brand name of those motorized bookcases on tracks you find in university libraries that open to a shelf on demand and can fit about 20 double-sided shelves in the space five with an aisle per side would usually take?
I need it for a project I'm researching. "Motorized bookshelf" on google only turns up this fun clip:
Those are known as mechanical assist mobile shelving units.
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Sadie says "You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My son, Arnold, bought that for me for my 75th birthday. What a good boy he is and how much he loves his mother."
Minnie says,"You call that love? You know the Mercedes I just got for Mother's Day? That's from my son Bernie. What a doll."
Shirley says "That's nothing. You know my son Stanley? He's in analysis with a psychoanalyst in Harley Street. Five session a week. And what does he talk about? Me."
Also good:
Hetty, a little old lady, gets onto a crowded bus in Hendon in the middle of a heat-wave and stands in front of a seated young girl.
Holding her hand to her chest, Hetty says to the girl, "If you knew what I have, you would give me your seat."
The girl gets up and gives up the seat to Hetty.
The girl then takes out a fan and starts to fan herself. Hetty looks up and says, "If you knew what I have, you would give me that fan."
The girl gives Hetty her fan.
A short while later, Hetty gets up and says to the bus driver, "Stop, I want to get off here."
The bus driver tells her he has to drop her at the next bus stop, not in the middle of the road.
Her hand across her chest, Hetty tells the driver, "If you knew what I have, you would let me out here."
The bus driver pulls over and lets Hetty out. As she's walking out of the bus, he asks, "Madam, what is it that you have?"
"Chutzpah," Hetty replies.
Q: What did the waiter ask the group of Jewish mothers?
A: "Is anything OK?"
Have you seen the new perfume commercial starring Charlize Theron?
Love,
Jason
And now in a special Tacoma excursion, we knew that born-again Christians weren't that smart, but it turns out they can't even spell the chapters of the only book they have read:
Furthermore, some person with an ironic flair decided to deposit their unused wrapping atop the selection of Strawberry Panic! manga as a warning to innocent yuri fans, indicating that even though we are promised pretty things from the package when we open it up we are greeted with the disappointment of no substance:
But whenever someone uses a phrase similar to "I almost had a heart attack" I start singing "I'm Having A Heart Attack" in my head.
I guess you coulda been visiting Ro, though, which is cool.
P.S. Can you think of anyone else who lives in Western Washington on these forums, apart from you, myself, and Ro?
I need it for a project I'm researching. "Motorized bookshelf" on google only turns up this fun clip: