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  • ...they could just get divorced for essentially no reason.
    As long as they said it three times and had witnesses!

  • edited February 2012
    I find making up your own rules helps a great deal. Fuck arbitrary standards.

    You have to be monogamous? Who fucking says? The only people whose opinions matter are you and me. So let's set fidelity rules that WE want and can be happy with.

    You can't re-evaluate your commitments after time has passed? Who says? Make sure you have a partner who is cool with periodically assessing your joint situation and making rational decisions about the future.

    Also, I flat out tell Pete when I dislike his friends or his activities. I am not going to help him brew beer or go to a party where there will be a crazy chick who hates me because she wants to date my boyfriend. It's a lot better not to secretly hate (okay, dislike) things. Do it out in the open!

    No subjects are taboo for us to talk to each other about. If he wants to ask about my age/hormones/whatever, that's cool. Society might say you never ask a woman if she is PMSing, but in my case that is a really good question to ask if I'm acting wonko!
    QFT. Exactly. "Hey, I think you are being irrational, are you on the rag?" hehe. Nothing gets you killed more.
    Post edited by Cremlian on
  • I know, right? For me it is the PMS that makes me crazier. Once that passes, I am fine. It is worse if I'm off my meds, but pointing it out if I haven't realized it yet can be really helpful.
  • edited February 2012
    A friend of mine just takes his girlfriend out to a hot chocolate cafe whenever shit is getting irrational. Chocolate makes everybody think clearer.

    EDIT: Ninja Nuri made this post mildly awkward and extremely amusing.
    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • edited February 2012
    A friend of mine just takes his girlfriend out to a hot chocolate cafe whenever shit is getting irrational. Chocolate makes everybody think clearer.
    Let me introduce you to my little friend.
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    Post edited by Nuri on
  • I've started being able to tell when Katie is acting irrationally. I used to be a bit worried about her taking it as unnecessary criticism when I would say "Hey, you're not mad at me. You're suffering through x and I just happen to be around.". I think I was also afraid of abusing that or using it as an excuse to be a dick.

    It's gotten better the last few months though. Even though we had always communicated well, we are communicating better now.
  • A friend of mine just takes his girlfriend out to a hot chocolate cafe whenever shit is getting irrational. Chocolate makes everybody think clearer.

    EDIT: Ninja Nuri made this post mildly awkward and extremely amusing.
    Hot chocolate cafe? What madness is this?
  • Why is all these stories about irrational ladies? Where are the stories about crazy irrational dudes.

    Also, rational single ladies. Call me.
  • Honestly no matter how good at communicating you think you are, you are probably deficient in some particular way in a relationship, I haven't seen a relationship where there isn't at least a small communication problem because we all can't read minds.
  • Why is all these stories about irrational ladies? Where are the stories about crazy irrational dudes.

    Also, rational single ladies. Call me.
    Because men are pillars of logic and reason. Obviously :-p

  • Honestly no matter how good at communicating you think you are, you are probably deficient in some particular way in a relationship, I haven't seen a relationship where there isn't at least a small communication problem because we all can't read minds.
    Yeah. That's why I always strive for better communication and what not. I also strive for as much hot chocolate as I can get.
  • I have stories about Jeremy, but I don't think he'd like me telling them.
  • I don't tell stories about myself because I am a fortress, unreadable and... stony?
  • There are plenty of irrational men out there. I just generally tell those stories in person when I am ridiculing an ex or explaining why we broke up. Usually because those men were irrational ALL THE TIME about certain things, and I couldn't handle it.

    The menstrual cycle generally makes women's fluctuations in mood more pronounced and cyclical than men's, so it is easier to pinpoint and treat.
  • I have stories about Jeremy, but I don't think he'd like me telling them.
    I can imagine! Remember at PAX when he got all mad he was sucking at Dominion and he started taking curses on purpose?
  • Why is all these stories about irrational ladies? Where are the stories about crazy irrational dudes.

    Also, rational single ladies. Call me.
    Muggles and popular culture. Watch any sitcom. ;^)
  • I have stories about Jeremy, but I don't think he'd like me telling them.
    I can imagine! Remember at PAX when he got all mad he was sucking at Dominion and he started taking curses on purpose?
    Yup. You forgot about what happened at the most recent PAX, but I'll stop there.

    Scott, you should do one of those silly Speed Dating things in NYC and come back on the podcast with stories. I want to hear them.
  • I have stories about Jeremy, but I don't think he'd like me telling them.
    I can imagine! Remember at PAX when he got all mad he was sucking at Dominion and he started taking curses on purpose?
    Yup. You forgot about what happened at the most recent PAX, but I'll stop there.

    Scott, you should do one of those silly Speed Dating things in NYC and come back on the podcast with stories. I want to hear them.
    You should do that with Chase. I think I can convince him to do that. Two shaved headed fellows talking to numerous wimmens, probably about robots.

  • I have stories about Jeremy, but I don't think he'd like me telling them.
    I can imagine! Remember at PAX when he got all mad he was sucking at Dominion and he started taking curses on purpose?
    Yup. You forgot about what happened at the most recent PAX, but I'll stop there.

    Scott, you should do one of those silly Speed Dating things in NYC and come back on the podcast with stories. I want to hear them.
    Yeah, not going to happen.
  • I have stories about Jeremy, but I don't think he'd like me telling them.
    I can imagine! Remember at PAX when he got all mad he was sucking at Dominion and he started taking curses on purpose?
    Yup. You forgot about what happened at the most recent PAX, but I'll stop there.

    Scott, you should do one of those silly Speed Dating things in NYC and come back on the podcast with stories. I want to hear them.
    You should do that with Chase. I think I can convince him to do that. Two shaved headed fellows talking to numerous wimmens, probably about robots.

    Chase would run the speed dating if that could be his job.

  • I have stories about Jeremy, but I don't think he'd like me telling them.
    I can imagine! Remember at PAX when he got all mad he was sucking at Dominion and he started taking curses on purpose?
    Yup. You forgot about what happened at the most recent PAX, but I'll stop there.

    Scott, you should do one of those silly Speed Dating things in NYC and come back on the podcast with stories. I want to hear them.
    You should do that with Chase. I think I can convince him to do that. Two shaved headed fellows talking to numerous wimmens, probably about robots.

    Chase would run the speed dating if that could be his job.

    I could see this happening. If by run it you mean run it into the ground as hilariously as possible.

  • Scott, you should do one of those silly Speed Dating things in NYC and come back on the podcast with stories. I want to hear them.
    Yeah, not going to happen.
    Why not? That would be a learning experience. You want to learn, don't you?
  • edited February 2012
    Scott, you should do one of those silly Speed Dating things in NYC and come back on the podcast with stories. I want to hear them.
    Yeah, not going to happen.
    Why not? That would be a learning experience. You want to learn, don't you?
    I don't have any time as it is. What am I going to not do to make time to go out there? You want me to cut out some Counter-Strike? I don't think so. I also won't want to be there. So I'll not only be wasting my own money and time, but everyone else's as well.
    Post edited by Apreche on
  • A friend of mine just takes his girlfriend out to a hot chocolate cafe whenever shit is getting irrational. Chocolate makes everybody think clearer.

    EDIT: Ninja Nuri made this post mildly awkward and extremely amusing.
    Hot chocolate cafe? What madness is this?
    They make their pie crusts with bacon fat, AS THEY SHOULD.
  • A friend of mine just takes his girlfriend out to a hot chocolate cafe whenever shit is getting irrational. Chocolate makes everybody think clearer.

    EDIT: Ninja Nuri made this post mildly awkward and extremely amusing.
    Hot chocolate cafe? What madness is this?
    They make their pie crusts with bacon fat, AS THEY SHOULD.
    You shut your mouth. You shut it RIGHT NOW.
  • edited February 2012
    A friend of mine just takes his girlfriend out to a hot chocolate cafe whenever shit is getting irrational. Chocolate makes everybody think clearer.

    EDIT: Ninja Nuri made this post mildly awkward and extremely amusing.
    Hot chocolate cafe? What madness is this?
    They make their pie crusts with bacon fat, AS THEY SHOULD.
    You shut your mouth. You shut it RIGHT NOW.
    One of the entrees on the dinner menu contains the following phrase:

    "goose fat pie dough 'streusel'"
    Post edited by TheWhaleShark on
  • edited February 2012
    A friend of mine just takes his girlfriend out to a hot chocolate cafe whenever shit is getting irrational. Chocolate makes everybody think clearer.

    EDIT: Ninja Nuri made this post mildly awkward and extremely amusing.
    Hot chocolate cafe? What madness is this?
    They make their pie crusts with bacon fat, AS THEY SHOULD.
    You shut your mouth. You shut it RIGHT NOW.
    You just mad cuz your fiance be stylin' on ya...And you can't fix it with delicious bacon fat pie crusts and gourmet hot chocolates.

    Alternately, this is the man-portable nuclear option. I grab bars of this chocolate for my ladyfriends when they go on breaks with their boyfriends or otherwise have some reason to regularly call me while crying: Vosges Haut Chocolat.
    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • I grab bars of this chocolate for my ladyfriends when they go on breaks with their boyfriends
    This should be your penis, not a choc-

    Never mind. I took a look at the site. I'm pretty sure no man can repel confections of that magnitude.
  • I grab bars of this chocolate for my ladyfriends when they go on breaks with their boyfriends
    This should be your penis, not a choc-

    Never mind. I took a look at the site. I'm pretty sure no man can repel confections of that magnitude.
    True facts. They once made a series of truffles based on The Great Gatsby.
  • I grab bars of this chocolate for my ladyfriends when they go on breaks with their boyfriends
    This should be your penis, not a choc-

    Never mind. I took a look at the site. I'm pretty sure no man can repel confections of that magnitude.
    True facts. They once made a series of truffles based on The Great Gatsby.
    That's just dum--well, I ordered a dozen.
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