I'm just really bad at maintaining relationships with people I don't see on a regular basis.
I tried a long distance relationship last year, and had to end it in January. The regular basis thing was a real kicker. I travel a LOT, so when I get home I want my girlfriend not to be a 2 hour flight or a 12 hour train ride away. That sucks!
So I've decided that I'm not going to get into a relationship with anyone who I can't see at short notice. In other words, if I can't decide in the afternoon that I want to see her that evening, I can without stress. A few hours on the train isn't stress, but deciding if it is worth spending money on flights is. Four hours on a train is a tough call.
Axel, are you only eighteen or nineteen? You don't need to be worrying about dating. You need to be studying. Don't you have homework to do or a paper to write? Solve that bitch an equation. Bitches love equations.
I don't have any homework to do tonight, I generally don't study, we haven't gotten to the stuff in Game Design that requires me to do formulas. I mean, she'd recognize Calculus if I wrote some for her, since we've both taken it, but I don't think she finds it attractive in any way... And the fact that I'm young is why I know I'll be okay. I'm trying not to worry about dating, but honestly, not to boast, I generally feel like I have enough mental prowess to multi-task my life pretty well.
I mean, she'd recognize Calculus if I wrote some for her, since we've both taken it, but I don't think she finds it attractive in any way...
Try another subject. English? Bitches love some Iambic Pentameter. History? Bitches love some fucking stories about courtly love. The Classics? Bitches love some goddamn Catullus, motherfucker.
I mean, she'd recognize Calculus if I wrote some for her, since we've both taken it, but I don't think she finds it attractive in any way...
Try another subject. English? Bitches love some Iambic Pentameter. History? Bitches love some fucking stories about courtly love. The Classics? Bitches love some goddamn Catullus, motherfucker.
As a Latin nerd, I can say Catullus is overrated. She dislikes history (it hurts me too), and she reads a bit too slow. I'll just continue wowing her with Digimon, thank you.
Also, Get yourself a falconer's glove. Then walk around the park, looking for your lost falcon, enlisting the help of attractive women. If you don't "find your falcon", then you have used this bonding time to get to know her better, and take her out to dinner to for helping. If you do have a falcon come down and land on your glove, make a show of whatever you want to call the falcon returning, take her out to dinner for helping you find him, and as a bonus, you get a free falcon.
I mean, she'd recognize Calculus if I wrote some for her, since we've both taken it, but I don't think she finds it attractive in any way...
Try another subject. English? Bitches love some Iambic Pentameter. History? Bitches love some fucking stories about courtly love. The Classics? Bitches love some goddamn Catullus, motherfucker.
As a Latin nerd, I can say Catullus is overrated.
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Bitch.
Also, what he meant is that the bitches love it when you help them do their homework. God knows, it's how I started going out with Elizabeth.
But seriously, you'll be fine in a week or so. Pull through until then and you'll not remember what the big fuss was about. Or you will remember, but you'll have convinced yourself it was for the best.
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So I've decided that I'm not going to get into a relationship with anyone who I can't see at short notice. In other words, if I can't decide in the afternoon that I want to see her that evening, I can without stress. A few hours on the train isn't stress, but deciding if it is worth spending money on flights is. Four hours on a train is a tough call.
Or not, as the case may be.
And the fact that I'm young is why I know I'll be okay. I'm trying not to worry about dating, but honestly, not to boast, I generally feel like I have enough mental prowess to multi-task my life pretty well.
Also, what he meant is that the bitches love it when you help them do their homework. God knows, it's how I started going out with Elizabeth.
Sorry if that was incredibly offensive.